"The Manshower"

So, my friend at work has various friends that are all expecting kids. So, she is always going to baby showers. I thought about it, and there isn't anything for dudes like that to look forward too in life. I mean women have bridal AND baby showers were people basically come to their place and give them free stuff.

Later, that day I figured I am screwed! I will never get such stuff. And Dudes will never get that, even when the get married or have kids.


What makes matters worse is the single dude is always left out in the cold. I mean Valentines Day is just a holiday that trembles all over our lifestyle. I really wish they would just call it "The February Holiday" so they do not offend us bachelors. I also, am going to try to fight seeing public displays for the holiday on feb14th.


We have to always sit at the "singles" table for formal events. Whats next separate schools?


Anyway my idea is very simple. It is to thrown for you by your dude friends (or bros) in honor of you being a stand up dude. In order to get this notice you must excell in a few or all of the following.

Beer Drinking
Knowlege of two sports
Awesome Video game playing skills
Love of the Transfomers
The ablitity to nudge your dude friend when a hot girl walks past
To be able to quote Major League or Caddyshack at will

My idea is for a Manshower. That does kind of sound sort of homoerotic so I am actually looking for a different name.


Anyway for now I will call it the Manshower. Basically every now and than the dudes get together and pick a dude to honor. They bring gifts and food.

Acceptable Food:

Pizza or hot dogs. But since Dudes are putting it together I doubt anyone will think to actually get plates.

Acceptable gifts:

Anything from the Hickory Farms collection
a Six pack (that the dude shall drink when the guests leave some other night)
Cigars
A copy of Maxim Magazine
2 Phillies tickets
A movie on DVD where a lot of stuff is blown up.
gift cards for Lowes (so they can like build stuff)

Events:

Gutiar Hero
Everyone talks about where they were when the Phillies lost the world series in 1993.

Everyone busts the balls of the dude being honored.

A Picture is brought out of the dude who has a girlfriend who didn't let him come over for the manshower, and a candle is lit followed by a moment of silence.

The Manshower, I am going to make it a new thing.....

"Turkey Joke"

Why cant you bring a turkey to church?


Because they use FOWL language.


Tell your friends....