My old friend Harry (aka Old Mantis) has jumped on the blog band wagon. It looks to be a good read, and hopefully won't head for and early grave like Jenna and Mindless and Muglife.
Check out what the Old Mantis has to say.
Old Mantis.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
"Return of the Bad Jokes"
Back by Popular Demand (except for that one random guy that has begged me to stop these) its bad joke Wednesday. Back for this week in buffett style. Scroll on down and let the growning and head shaking begin.
What do fish say when they hit a wall?
Damn!
Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?
Their match wouldn't light.
What did the lightbulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts and watts.
Why should you never run behind a bus?
You will get exhausted.
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He did not recognize them.
AND FINALLY
A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checked him out and gave him some bad news. "There are two things wrong with you," he said. "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."
"Well," said the man, "at least I don't have cancer."
What do fish say when they hit a wall?
Damn!
Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?
Their match wouldn't light.
What did the lightbulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts and watts.
Why should you never run behind a bus?
You will get exhausted.
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He did not recognize them.
AND FINALLY
A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checked him out and gave him some bad news. "There are two things wrong with you," he said. "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."
"Well," said the man, "at least I don't have cancer."
"It Came From South Jersey"
Yet another reason not to have kids. Okay, not really its just this nasty little plant think growing in a New Jersey lake. Experts aren't quite sure what it is. Perhaps Lima Beanz can take a field trip there and take samples.
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=animals_oddities&id=3523301
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=animals_oddities&id=3523301
Sunday, October 09, 2005
"NHL Gone Extreme"
Take a look at the ESPN scoreboard for Saturday and SUnday. Clearly scoring has gone up. Take into consideration the fact that the Flyers were down 2-0 against the Devils. Before that ment the game was over.
However, the Flyers won 5-2. 2 goal leads are not a big of deal as they used to be.
Check it out.
Bring on the 50 goal scorers. How many 100-point scorers will there be?
Always a belated congrats to Sid "the kid" Crosby who scored his first goal in the NHL this weekend. So, far he is living up to the hype 5pts in 3 games.
However, the Flyers won 5-2. 2 goal leads are not a big of deal as they used to be.
Check it out.
Bring on the 50 goal scorers. How many 100-point scorers will there be?
Always a belated congrats to Sid "the kid" Crosby who scored his first goal in the NHL this weekend. So, far he is living up to the hype 5pts in 3 games.
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