Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"NEW SOPRANOS TEASER"

Its very simple, but has got me fired up for the end of the show. It shows Tony standing at the bank of a river. There is audio from all the first 6 seasons. Great lines.

"Are you in the Mafia?" Meadow

"I want what I am entitled to" Carmela

"I AM A MADE GUYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Ralphie

"Not in the face" Pussy

"....My little nephew...." Uncle Junior


many more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33Zg1Q_WFVg

Monday, January 15, 2007

"Tucker's Banana Plant Oct 1,2006- Jan. 15th 2007"

Rip seems just like yesterday. Sorry, I forgot to water you for like a week and you didn't get any sun where you were at. Sorry, buddy. RIP

"MLK"

Sunday, January 14, 2007

"One Crazy Mother Blogger"

Jenna is back in the blogging business. And by business I mean killing time by writing stuff and not getting paid for it.

Anyway, look like Jenna's blog will have a different tone to it. This time focused more on being a mother and all that stuff. That should be a good read, since my life is about as similar to a "single mother" as it is to a "space alien".

I was alarmed to read that she was cheating on my best friend with a guy named Mason. But by the time I finished jugging my beer in order to empty it and use it as a weapon against the woman who betrayed my best friend I realized it might actually be the same guy.

So, what can we learn from this blog? Perhaps tips on life after one of our condoms breaks? Maybe readers will be so horrified that they will never want to have sex again. Honestly, parenthood to my is like this total mystery. How people do it.

I can only hope that I can return the favor. She could learn the life of a bachelor. Like how to determine what old food in fridge is actually making that awful smell. Or how happens when you drank the last beer and your too drunk or lazy to drive to the liquor store. She may have a blog about how kids keep you from sleeping at night. But what about if you get really into a playstation game, or want to watch just one more Sopranos DVD before bed, is it worth the hour or so less of sleep for the night? Also, where all the damn bitches at?

Now poor "Mason" might be hit in the balls by his son. But, today I wondered to myself, what if I was hurt in my apartment? I don't really have any "pop in friends" and I am constantly losing my cell phone. So, there is a good chance a domestic accident could lead to an early grave. For instance today I was putting my groceries away. I was leaning down packing in the breakfast cereal, but I forgot to close the cabinet door above me where I store plates and drink stuff. So, I cracked my noggin really good on it. As I lay there cursing in my empty apartment laying on the floor flopping around in pain, I thought to myself two things.

First, how come on tv and movies people get knocked out so easily. If I was in a movie or tv show I would be out cold for like 30 mins. Second, what if I really knocked myself out. I would pretty much be laying there for awhile it wasn't the real world. I have the bump on my head to prove it.

I laid there with cartoon birds flying around my head. I thought to myself. I guess that's why people needs a significant others in their lives. Not only for her to give me anotherum, lets say stress reief outlet on a regular basis, so I don't have to wonder if my causal drinking has slid over to "problem" status or not. But, to say, hey jackass, your gonna crack your melon before it's too late.

"4th & 15"

Well the Philadelphia Eagles fell short Saturday night. So, the championship drought continues. Now, I am no expert in football by any means. But, I really thought that they should have gone for it on one of the final plays of the night. Down by a field goal, I figured they had nothing to lose when it was 4th and 15. Now normally you wouldn't do that but the amount of time left, wouldnt give them much of a shot to stop the running game of NO and run down the field again. I mean, yeah they may not have been able to get the first down, but at that point they had a better shot of that than preventing the Saints from cutting their throats altogether. I don't know.

I would like my readers that know a bit more about football to weigh in on what they think Andy Reid should have done.

Its over now, but at least they made it interesting. As they say around here. There is always next year! Bring on the phils.