Thursday, November 27, 2003

"3rd Annual Thankful Rant"

I did it once on TERMINUS the message board, now I have brought the tradition over to my blog. I am sure everyone was excited about reading it this year. Here is a list of the following things that I am thankful for.

I am Thankfull for the Wawa. So many great locations. Good food, free banking, 24 hours. What else can you ask for?

I am thankful for Liza who stood by me all year.

I am thankful for the fact that the Flyers have actually been playing so good that I can complain about them.

I am thankful for TERMINUS my fellow blogger who I usually don't agree with but informs and entertains me. I am eagerly awaiting him to slam BUSH's visit to Iraq for Thanksgiving. I can't find a horrible dark side of it but I am sure Drew is tappy, tap-tapping away right now about what horrible idea it was.

I am thankful I never had a condom break (knock on wood).

I am thankful that this rum & coke I am drinking right now that my father made me is stronger than I thought it would be.

I am thankful for a job market that is seemingly opening up.

I am thankful that people like Price serve our country

I am thankful the Tempo still runs. I am suprised everday by that.

I am thankful Dan K Hemphill makes 200k a year. Not really but I haven't brought him up in a while.

I am thankful Lima Beanz will be interviewed on this blog soon. Not to mention he is my BEST friend.

I am thankful for AOL so I can talk to MOSCO on IM 4 times a day who never seems to leave his computer.

I am thankful for the smell of Turkey that is going through my house.

I am thankful for Starview.

I am thankful for Eggnog which I will consume enough to get my beer gut back before I take my Christmas Tree down.

I am thankful for Superman II and pickles.

I am thankful for Olives.

I am thankful for the new outfits for the Eagles Cheerleaders which leave very little to the imagination. Especially in cold weather.

I am thankful for my readers who give me a reason to write this crap.




Monday, November 24, 2003

"411 on Tucker"

I stole this from MOSCOW-

name = Tucker
piercings = None because I would just look gay and its too trendy for guy like me.
tattoos = no
height = five foot 6.5 But I tell people I am 5 '7 or 5 '8
shoe size = 10.5 or 11 depending on brand
hair color = Dark Brown, Black if I use to much gel.
siblings = Brother Bill

LAST
rented = THE HULK & BOTTLE ROCKET. I hadn't seen Bottle Rocket untill tonight, but Rushmore remains my fav. Wes Anderson flick.
movie you bought = Scarface for Liza
song you listened to = Chicago - Frank Sinatra
Song that was stuck in your head = A really bad hiphop song that Liza had on her car radio. I have no idea who sings it, but I certainly like Liza's verision a lot better.
cd you bought = TV on the Radio - um. I brought a Tonic Cd for one dollar like 3 months ago.
cd you listened to = Frank Sinatra best of.
person that's called you = Liza
tv show you've watched = Two & Half Men
person you were thinking of = Liza and how I should get her something really really cool for Christmas. WEll I guess Mosco too because I know he is going to give me crap for stealing his blog idea. So.

DO...
you have a crush on someone Celebrity? Well I bet you are expecting me to say Avril. However I think I might have grown out of my Avril stage. I am sorry Avril we are just two totally different people. It just won't work. I used to watch all those tv shows about you but I really dont anymore. PLEASE PLEASE DONT CRY! Don't make this harder than it already is. PLEASE PLEASE NOT A TEAR! PLEASE! JUST WALK AWAY!

you wish you could live somewhere else = Yes. In the land of Chocolate. MMMMMMMMM Chocolate.

others find you attractive = I hope Liza still does. It helps if her contacts are out.
you want more piercings = No, is this a marketing survey?
you drink = Not nearly as much but I still wet the whistle from time to time.
you do drugs = never did an illegal drug in my life. I took some Aspirn the other night.
you smoke = I smoke cigars once in awhile. Usally the cheap ones people use gut out and put weed in.
you like cleaning = No I am a crew member.
you write in cursive or print = Who writes in Cursive anymore?


FOR OR AGAINST...

long distance relationships= For Just look at the Old Mantis he can make it work!
using someone: No I am too guilt ridden for that type of thing.
suicide: NO DONT DO IT GEORGE BAILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

killing people = There are appropriate times.
teenage smoking = Eh kids will be kids. Aint my crippling addicition.
doing drugs = I guess its fine for everyone else. I just dont like people that pull guns on cops and kill young kids messed up in street crimes getting rich off me seeking a good high or rush. But people are free to do what they want. But if there werent any drugs maybe our society wouldn't have been subjected to the Greatful Dead.

driving drunk = Well it depends I think under the new NJ laws if you even smell beer you are drunk. Thankfully I have never been directly effected by anyone killed by a drunk driver, but I know many people that have.

gay/lesbian relationships = Its cool. Especically when the lesbian ones are video taped.

FAVORITE...
food = hotdogs
song = I honestly don't think I have one. NO reason to feel obligated to pick one.
thing to do = Hang out with Liza or the crew
thing to talk about = Movies
sports = Hockey COME ON! Who didnt know that?
drinks = Labet Blue Beer
clothes = Jeans
movies = Jaws
holiday = Christmas
cars = I hate cars
HAVE YOU...
ever cried over a boy/girl= umm....
ever lied to someone = Of course. I lie on my blog constantly.
ever been in a fist fight = no although Lima Beanz and I have come close. I got into a few pushing matches. Once I pushed my friend Allen and I almost broke him in half.
ever been arrested = I have been pulled over about 7 times. Quite a few of my friends have been locked up.


DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
pretty- No I never thought I was good looking. I have too much hair to be pretty.
funny- Yes
hot= No I am not
amusing - Yes
ugly= somtimes
lovable= very

Sunday, November 23, 2003

*****TUCKER'S WORLD EXCLUSIVE******


Lima Beanz has said that he was "Just kidding" about having control of what questions are asked. This opens the door to turn up the heat on the hot seat. An official date has not been set, but the interview will likely be published a day or so after the interview takes place. Both sides are look forward to the event. Lima Beanz is expected to able to respond towards the coverage of his life on here, and answer questions about parenthood. Developing.....