Friday, February 11, 2005

"Echelon Ins & Outs"

In:
Charlie's Grilled Sub (food court)
Boscovs Junior Store
Out:
Wet Seal
COntempo
Cinnabun
Scotto Pizza---Upper Level (might not be for good)

Anyone want to do a Echelon Mall store death pool?

Thursday, February 10, 2005

"Iran LOVES Us"

Ah, the old Iran thing is really heating up again. Check it out. They just love us over there. Always a good sign when countries promise you a "Burning Hell"

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

"Bad Joke Wednesday, Joke 101"

Wednesday sucks so why not post some bad jokes? This was sent to me in an email. God knows where it started. You might have seen it already.

"50 dollars is 50 dollars"


Morris & his wife Esther went to the STATE FAIR Each Year, & EVERY YEAR
MORRIS would say, "ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER". Esther
always replied," I know MORRIS, but that HELICOPTER RIDE is 50 dollars &
50 dollars IS 50 dollars".

One year ESTHER & MORRIS went to the fair, and MORRIS said "ESTHER I'M 85
YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER
CHANCE".

Esther replied "MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50
DOLLARS".

The pilot over heard the couple and said, "FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL, I'LL
TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE
AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50
DOLLARS"

MORRIS AND ESTHER agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, BUT not a word was heard. He did his DARE DEVIL tricks over and over again, BUT STILL not A word. when they landed, The Pilot Turnted to
MORRIS AND SAID "BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT,
BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"

Morris REPLIED" WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT
50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS"!

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

"Scattered Flyers"

I came across this page on the Flyers Newsgroup. Once a great place to get the trade rumors and etc is now 3 people that still talk about the Flyers, some Bush Bashing, and people trying to sell you stuff.

Anyway in case you were sitting at home blinking mindlessly at your white wall wondering where are all those Flyers at these days? Well have no fear my friend and just click...here...just kidding click HERE! No seriously this time right......HERE!

It should be noted that some of these people like Hackett retired. So I am not sure why we should care where he is now. Kirby Law signed with the Wild and is playing for their minor league team. Duke and I were confused why he wasn't there at a Phantoms game we went to earlier this season.

Oh yeah Brashers stats might be an eye opener. However, he all kidding aside playing in a beer league. So, it would be like him playing with some dudes down at the Skatezone. Sadly, he was kicked out of the league for kicking the crap out of someone while they laid defeated on the ice. Pretty stupid to let him in your league and expect him not to beat the crap out of someone. Being as he was a professional athlete at one point in his life and all. In addition to the fact he is known for his fists. Anyone in that beer league must have had pretty big balls to take him on though.

note to readers:

The Flyers played in a league called the NHL where 30 teams from cities in North America played. The League Died recently.

"The Great White Nope"

Well you might have been hearing those promos for the local weather by now. Enjoying the really mild weather? WELL ITS ABOUT TO CHANGE! (deep serious voice). IS THERE SNOW ON THE WAY?

Well, before you start driving like a crazy person to Home Depot to buy more shovels (what the heck did you do with the ones from 3 weeks ago?) take a deep breath.

Keep in mind the following things:

1.It has been really warm for quite awhile. I mean I drove with the windows down today. So, if the storm comes even with dropping temps it would take awhile to stick on the not so cold ground.

2. Rain to Snow events which is would this will be (if there is snow at all) are usually fairly lame. I never really put much weight in them.

3. Most importantly its sweeps months, so they will try to scare the hell out of you while you are watching their network shows. So, just keep that in mind.

The event from lateWednesday into THursday will be mostly rain. It might eventually change over but since the ground will be really soaked and wet from the rain it will melt. At best maybe an inch but it will be the slushy type stuff.

Of course I predicted John Kerry and the Eagles to win in the past two months. So, maybe you should buy four bags of bread and 8 gallons of water. In fact if you have to actually shovel any snow from this system I figure you can come beat me over the head with your new shovels.

Damnit, I am better to get this prediction right!

Sunday, February 06, 2005

"Eagles Will Soar"

Back on December 5th this what I said:The Stealers I think will actually be up rooted by New England and the Eagles can take them. In fact I will predicit this far in advance that the Eagles will win the Superbowl over New England by two touchdowns. I still haven't changed my tune. I am not the least bit worried about the game. It is there year. New England won't know what hit them. Calling it again Eagles by two touchdowns.