Wednesday, July 16, 2003

"Price Party Post-Game"

Lady Byng

To the person who did the most for the party.

Mike's MOM!

Rob Carson Award

(To the best all around Dude)

Rob Arter: Rob played beer bong, got a girls number, actually mingled with others, and went swimming. So he partipcated in everything the party had to offer.

The Damon Kopala Award


Given to the dude who has the most success with the lady's. Anyone with a GF already is obviously excluded. Keep in mind I am sure stuff went on I don't know about.

Price himself for being naked in the pool with his girl (in a creepy moment for everyone else) and leaving every now and than to um do naughty stuff presumably.


The Mickey Mantle Award.

For the person who got he drunkest. Keep in mind I left at like 1:30- 2:00. It was close bettween Lima Beanz and Allen. However when Allen was being chased by a shirtless dude in a Benny Hill type fashion it put him over the top. They also ended up on the ground together fake fighting. Also he could barely stand or make any sense by the end of the night. Chris Arter was damn close when I left though to taking the crown.

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

"Blurred"

For some odd reason Tucker's World now like looks like some sort of vision chart. It makes you feel like you had a few beers when you read it now because its all blurry. I have no idea whats going on. Who knows it will still be in this condition as you are reading this. However it looks completely different. I assure you I didn't foolishly mess with the HTML this time. I learned my lesson months ago.

Perhaps Lima Beanz is getting mad with all the bad press he gets here. God knows he has enough free time to try to take down Tucker's World.

Maybe its what Mosco refers to as "Stealth".

Perhaps it's Dan K Hemphill sending a worm into Tucker's World to rip apart. Maybe the Laurel Springs gas leak has spread here (see Can You Smell That Smell?), and I am high on fumes.

Maybe this is justification to invade another country!

“Tell Me Why...”


There are a few things that are bothering me that I want to get off my chest. Tell me why everytime I am ready to go into my pool it starts to rain.

Tell me why the echelon mall finally decided to utilize their sign, only to have it covered by shrubbery at the place where most people are likely to be stopped at a red light to read it.

Tell me why Charlie’s Angels sequel has made so much damn money, when the first one sucked. Heck I don’t know anyone that actually liked the first one.

Tell me why my parents only turn their cell phones on to make calls.

Tell me why Nathan’s in the mall can get away with selling food called “Lobster Bites” when they are clearly not made of actual lobster.

Tell me why I can’t stop saying “you know” while at my job.

Tell me why the NHL seriously expects a strike 2004

Tell me why I have to wait 50 years between Sopranos Seasons.


Tell me why Big Fantastic and Trap practice but never play for the public. Maybe they should start charging cover charges to their practices.

Tell me why its taking me so long to finish my movie trilogy

Tell me why Drew’s nickname Puma never caught on.

Tell me why I want to know where Mosco gets information he simply replies STEALTH

Tell me why Dan is surprised that the US has chemical weapons in Alabama, when we used them in Nam, and nuked cities in the past. Its been public knowledge as far as I can recall.

Tell me why I am not in my nice warm bed!