“Tell Me Why...”


There are a few things that are bothering me that I want to get off my chest. Tell me why everytime I am ready to go into my pool it starts to rain.

Tell me why the echelon mall finally decided to utilize their sign, only to have it covered by shrubbery at the place where most people are likely to be stopped at a red light to read it.

Tell me why Charlie’s Angels sequel has made so much damn money, when the first one sucked. Heck I don’t know anyone that actually liked the first one.

Tell me why my parents only turn their cell phones on to make calls.

Tell me why Nathan’s in the mall can get away with selling food called “Lobster Bites” when they are clearly not made of actual lobster.

Tell me why I can’t stop saying “you know” while at my job.

Tell me why the NHL seriously expects a strike 2004

Tell me why I have to wait 50 years between Sopranos Seasons.


Tell me why Big Fantastic and Trap practice but never play for the public. Maybe they should start charging cover charges to their practices.

Tell me why its taking me so long to finish my movie trilogy

Tell me why Drew’s nickname Puma never caught on.

Tell me why I want to know where Mosco gets information he simply replies STEALTH

Tell me why Dan is surprised that the US has chemical weapons in Alabama, when we used them in Nam, and nuked cities in the past. Its been public knowledge as far as I can recall.

Tell me why I am not in my nice warm bed!