****Look below Tucker in 2004 for STORY OF THE YEAR******
“Tucker in 2004”
Sure I can’t legally run for office, but who cares? I have a list of policies I would like to run for in my fictional bid for the White House.
1. I will make it so every American Citizen can register their official team for all the 4 major sports, and make it mandatory that their employer pay them time & half if you have to work during a play off game of your registered team.
2. Deport Howard Eskin.
3. Send Pete Rose to Mars so I can stop hear him bitching about his mistakes while shamelessly trying to sell a book on ever single news outlet. He can bet all he wants up there.
4. Have a call in center for the White House for people to call in ask questions. Each person will be given a written statement if they ask certain questions. That way I wont look like I am trying to pull one over on them.
5. Name Iraq the 51st state.
6. Tax Mosco every time he instant messages me while I am trying to get work done.
7. Make a law that certain restaurants can flat out forbid children under the age of 14, so those of us who want to have a meal with a date, a friend, or family members don’t have to be subjected to various obnoxious “precious little miracles”.
8. Make August 15th a national holiday named Robert Arter Day. People across the country are encouraged to take off of work, wear sweaters and read long books. Rob will also be invited to the white house giving him a reason to wear the death suit.
9. Steal millions of dollars of tax payers money for a room in the White House in order to build in one of the wings. I will show movies new, and old and invite the crew down for screenings.
“Mr. President, The have set the oil fields a blaze in Iraq again!”
“ Meh, let I will be with you once I finish watching Goodfellas again”
10. If things get really rough, like a country divided, an endless war, and a sagging economy I will just vow to go to Jupiter.
Friday, January 16, 2004
Thursday, January 15, 2004
The snow storm will bring 3 inches of snow. It will be hard to measure though since the cold air is making for light snow. It will be windy tomorrow and it will blow all around. The more South in Jersey the more snow they will get...5 Inches is possible..but I dont see anyone hitting 6. Jennas area will likey get 4
Monday, January 12, 2004
"The Party Bus"
Okay my friend Price is getting a quickie marriage this Saturday and that means we have to celebrate Friday. Its cool one of my closest friends is getting married, but it all seems like it happened so quick to me that it doesn’t seem real. He has only known the girl since July 4th of this past year.
So anyway, this dude Ron is putting together the festivies which is good, and bad. First its good because Price gave me like 6 days warning that he wanted to do something. I have hard enough time to get people together for anything let alone the last minute something of this size. However when I told people all my friends loyal to their friend said they would be there.
The dude Ron calls me up and informs me that they are getting a party bus, which is basically a big limo type thing that you drive around in for 5 hours. He kept stressing that there are going to be cup holders for some reason. Anyway things get weirder. First off I have to decide what 6 people will fill the slots for Price. But one consideration is the fact that at this point it looks to be costing everyone 50 bucks. So 10 bucks per hour for everyone.
I can swing this for one of my best friends( although I think a party could make the money go farther) , but I fear it might be to steep for people that should go to this party. Certainly at this last minute it might be too much for people. Oh you might be asking why is it going to cost so much? Well there are going to be two strippers there. Okay that’s good and normal.
However, at this point Price’s fiancé and the dude Ron’s wife are going along for the ride. I guess I am old fashioned but I to be me that seems a little creepy and bizarre. But Ron says that Ilene is cool with it. They are what would call alternate life style people I guess. I have never heard of having your bride to be for the obligatory bachelor party before. I this sounds like something that you might see on HBO late at night. I don’t know why this dude’s wife is going.
Anyway I don’t want to be all negative, because I think we should do something big for Price. I am using this blog to get people who want to talk about it a chance to have some communication to make it easier on me. I just feel strange because I am afraid some of my friends who are either unemployed or under employed might not be able to swing this. I am not overly crazy about this idea but..It is short notice too which will make it harder for people to put money away for it. But hopefully he will only have on bachelor party so we have to think of it like that. It certainly won’t be the same if I can’t fill the 6 spots with crew members. Heck I wouldn’t be comfortable being the only one representing. Please comment on this one guys. It could be a really fun unique night.
Right now it is 9-2 on Friday Night and we leave from the coast line. OH and I am going to the casinos tomorrow so hopefully I will win big and it wont be a problem.
Okay my friend Price is getting a quickie marriage this Saturday and that means we have to celebrate Friday. Its cool one of my closest friends is getting married, but it all seems like it happened so quick to me that it doesn’t seem real. He has only known the girl since July 4th of this past year.
So anyway, this dude Ron is putting together the festivies which is good, and bad. First its good because Price gave me like 6 days warning that he wanted to do something. I have hard enough time to get people together for anything let alone the last minute something of this size. However when I told people all my friends loyal to their friend said they would be there.
The dude Ron calls me up and informs me that they are getting a party bus, which is basically a big limo type thing that you drive around in for 5 hours. He kept stressing that there are going to be cup holders for some reason. Anyway things get weirder. First off I have to decide what 6 people will fill the slots for Price. But one consideration is the fact that at this point it looks to be costing everyone 50 bucks. So 10 bucks per hour for everyone.
I can swing this for one of my best friends( although I think a party could make the money go farther) , but I fear it might be to steep for people that should go to this party. Certainly at this last minute it might be too much for people. Oh you might be asking why is it going to cost so much? Well there are going to be two strippers there. Okay that’s good and normal.
However, at this point Price’s fiancé and the dude Ron’s wife are going along for the ride. I guess I am old fashioned but I to be me that seems a little creepy and bizarre. But Ron says that Ilene is cool with it. They are what would call alternate life style people I guess. I have never heard of having your bride to be for the obligatory bachelor party before. I this sounds like something that you might see on HBO late at night. I don’t know why this dude’s wife is going.
Anyway I don’t want to be all negative, because I think we should do something big for Price. I am using this blog to get people who want to talk about it a chance to have some communication to make it easier on me. I just feel strange because I am afraid some of my friends who are either unemployed or under employed might not be able to swing this. I am not overly crazy about this idea but..It is short notice too which will make it harder for people to put money away for it. But hopefully he will only have on bachelor party so we have to think of it like that. It certainly won’t be the same if I can’t fill the 6 spots with crew members. Heck I wouldn’t be comfortable being the only one representing. Please comment on this one guys. It could be a really fun unique night.
Right now it is 9-2 on Friday Night and we leave from the coast line. OH and I am going to the casinos tomorrow so hopefully I will win big and it wont be a problem.
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