Friday, December 21, 2007

"Winter Joke"


"Patrick Swayze Christmas"

Please enjoy the heart warming song "Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas" sung by Joel Robinson, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

"Chances of Departure 100%"

John BOlarias the skirt chasing weatherman who miscalled the storm of the century that never happened is returning to the Philly media scene. This time he will be show up on FOX 29.


What sucks is this means the best weatherman by far Rob Guarino has lost his job. For years I have read his webpage on the FOX PHILADELPHIA website. He is right way more than you would ever expect a weatherman to be. If you are weather nerd like me it usually a good read.

I hope he gets another job in the area. But, I think his opitions are slim. There is MYPHL 17, but the news show they have no one watches, maybe CN 8? Aside from that unless a weatherman punchs a cop in the face. Than I doubt there will be an openings anywhere else, and he might end up landing a job with some other station.

When I heard BOlarias was coming to FOX, I knew Rob was screwed. This was his last week on the air, but he has his own webpage. He breaks it down pretty good on why we won't see any major storms this year. It's all about El Nino (he also tells how its different from El NiNa). So, if you want to know weather that is pretty on the money check that site out.

If you have some sort of crush on a womanizer with some cool hair, than tune into the FOX ten o'clock news.

WTXF Fox 29 can suck it. I hope Johnny boy makes an ass of himself again with a non-storm prediction. Maybe the next time buys panties for some dude's girl he will get his lights knocked out.

Monday, December 17, 2007

"Awesome Bears Playing Hockey in the Ocean"


The Flyers have been scouting these guys. Looks like Homer has found another two goons for the squad, and they are expected to both sign for 12 seasons like Richards. But, thats bear years so thats only like 4 years. BUt, thats not bad considering they are bears and all. I don't know maybe this is what the bears get to do when all the ice melts do to global warming?