Friday, December 25, 2009

"The Gift"

Wow, I was actually blogging at the start of this year?
Amazing.

Is this the return of Tuckers World?

Well I must be rusty cause for the life of me I cant get the website to let me copy and past my holiday!

So anyone that wants to read the gift click here.

2009 was quite a year. But more on that later.
Merry Christmas to everyone.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Jar-Jar Binks Music Video

"Jobs"

This is Obama's job plan for anyone who slept through his speech last night.
Transportation and warehousing: 98,000 jobs! I guess thats good for my industry. I dont understand where they are getting these Retail trade jobs, or really assume the transportation industry will boom, but ok.


Sandy Huffaker / APJump start on jobs
A substantial amount of money would be devoted to creating jobs, many of which would involve repairing the nation's infrastructure, including roads and bridges. Money also would be invested in alternative energy programs.
Obama administration officials estimate the following number of jobs will be created in 2010:
• Mining: 26,000 • Construction: 678,000 • Manufacturing: 408,000• Wholesale trade: 158,000 • Retail trade: 604,000• Information: 50,000• Financial activities: 214,000• Professional and business services: 345,000• Education and health services: 240,000• Leisure and hospitality: 499,000• Other services: 99,000• Utilities: 11,000• Transportation and warehousing: 98,000• Government total: 244,000• Total: 3,675,000

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

"Burgers"

had no idea they had red robin in Mayslanding.

"HOT HOT HOT"

we just ordered wings from Shelians. An awesome, awesome bar. They have the hottest wings on the face of the planet. I only ate two and I feel like I could shoot fire. My face might melt off. My god.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

"Man Crushing on Foppa"

Not only does Simon Gagne has a mancrush on Forsberg, but so does Homer. Thats the only reason I can think we would go after him again.

here

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

"Nature of the Beast"

Who could have seen this happen. Danny Breire that supposed to be the guy who lead us to our first cup in forever. The Flyers have danced around the Cap issue all season, but now their "luck" has run out and no one is hurt. That is the only way the Flyers avoided the cap crunch all season.

Now their "luck" has ran out and Danny is stuck a phantom till someone is tossed off the bus.
Bottom line is SOMEONE has to go. IT wouldnt be Danny despite him outgrowing his use, now a 6 million dollar 3rd line center that doesnt play defense or play on the PK unit. No one can else can fit him under their cap either. I dont want to see Danny go, but I dont want to see anyone else go either.

If I had money on it I would say Randy Jones is out of here.

FROM tHE C-post today.

The imminent return of Briere could prompt the return to junior hockey for rookie defenseman Luca Sbisa and a demotion to the Phantoms for Darroll Powe and/or Claude Giroux. It could also require the Flyers trading any number of players, including forwards Scottie Upshall, Glen Metropolit, Randy Jones and Andrew Alberts.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

"First Day"

I doubt I would sleep much if I was Barrack Huessin Obama tonight.

Here is what I would do.

1. Jump up and down on my White House Bed.
2. Take a peak at the red phone than walk away all scared hoping it never rings.
3. Lurk around looking for secret passages.
4. Have the cook make me steak and shrimp
5. lay out on the floor on my stomach with my feet in the air reading and spread out all the paperwork with the alien secrets and read them.
6. Call up a bunch of people I met in my life and tell them to kiss my a$$ im the president.
7. Help the Flyers with their Salary Cap problems.
8. Invite the Phillies to we could and have a game on the white horse lawn.
9. call up Megan Fox.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Big Bang theory - Sheldon's superman theory

From season 1, the Nerds on CBS.
The debate how accurate a scene in Superman is. Also I wonder what order they watched the movies in. I would go this way.

Superman: the Movie
Superman II
Superman II: The donner cut
Superman Returns
Superman III
Superman IV: The quest for peace.

Superman Returns is really just a remake of Superman III with a new cast. The Superman II verisions back to back might be about much though. But thats how I would do it.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"coyotes!"

http://cbs3.com/local/coyote.wild.animal.2.906887.html

He must have came to lurk around the vacant shopping center, filled with skate boarders and shady looking characters lurking in the night.

"Running up the Score"

So before the Flyers/ Caps game last week, some of the caps players were gripping that the Flyers ran up the score on them in late December when they beat them 7-2.

I always D that.

This is the NHL, not pee-wee hockey. No such thing as hurt feelings in professional sports. Trust me the Flyers have been on the other end of a big beatings like that before and everyplayer on that team will be dealt another beating. These guys get paid millions of dollars. I would much rather see my team show boat it, than phone it in like they did last night.A game I spent a lot of money on. The flyers didnt feel like playing last night and it was an unsual awful game for a Flyer/Penguins matchup. So, when my team actually beats on another team. I feel like I get my moneys worth when they keep putting in goal after goal.

So, stop your complaining you millionaires. What do you want a team to do? Just launch the puck into the corners for the 2nd half of the game? If you dont want them to score, here is a novel idea. STOP THEM.

"DC"

So, Obama takes office next week.
They are expecting a bizillion people to flood the streets of DC. I even hear that Amtracks out of philly would be shut down. My work has to reroute deliveries left and right because of utter gridlock on the highways will result in trucks being late. I dont think people are blowing this out of porportion either. I know Camden schools are shutting down because the teachers pretty much said they arent going to show up to work(god bless teachers the only people that can boss their employers around) so they are just shutting down the entire school sytem for the day.

So there are tickets for this event. Most of them I would think would go to important people and people who helped Obama raise historic amounts of money for his campaign. I guess I can understand why people want to be there.

However, I think most people are just going to be stuck in horrific traffic staring at nothing. What is there to see? Some sort of Parade, but if you arent anywhere near Obama, whats the point? Its not like he will be tossing the tax refunds out like the Joker.
Traffic is bad enough down there, but its just going to be a bunch of people at the same place.

"Kids I remember back in old twenty o nine, when I got stuck in traffic and stared at someones tail lights all day!"

They say the will have giant tv screens all over with the coverage on it. I could just watch this on the news. Honestly I dont see how I would be interested in anymore than about 10 minute of people shaking his hand and him swearing in.

Good for the people that are going, but I dont know what the 2.5 million without tickets expect to see.

"BACK"

after a long lay off like Scrubs I am back! I have been gone because I am lazy, and because my computer at home is a POS and crashs a lot. Sometimes it works, others not so much. I am going to try to post on the weekends and during the week from here in the library near my work.