Tuesday, January 20, 2009

"First Day"

I doubt I would sleep much if I was Barrack Huessin Obama tonight.

Here is what I would do.

1. Jump up and down on my White House Bed.
2. Take a peak at the red phone than walk away all scared hoping it never rings.
3. Lurk around looking for secret passages.
4. Have the cook make me steak and shrimp
5. lay out on the floor on my stomach with my feet in the air reading and spread out all the paperwork with the alien secrets and read them.
6. Call up a bunch of people I met in my life and tell them to kiss my a$$ im the president.
7. Help the Flyers with their Salary Cap problems.
8. Invite the Phillies to we could and have a game on the white horse lawn.
9. call up Megan Fox.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

3. Expell all the Canadians.
2. Make the word 'white' illegal.
1. Pardon O.J. Simpson.

Anonymous said...

If I were Hussein, I'd resign, because I would finally come to grips with the grim reality that I have absolutely no business being in the White House.

Anonymous said...

are you trying to say Obama is a terrorist by calling him Hussein?
--James

Anonymous said...

Ed says.
That Hussein comment is silly.

keith said...

JAmes
Not sure which comment you mean. The one about the white house, which im not sure I even get, or my reference to him.

I simply typed out our 44th presidents full name. There was no insult intended. Look it up, its his middle name. AFter that go check your mail box and see if the Obama tax cut is in there yet.

Jenna said...

I don't think James is talking to you, I think he is talking to your Anonymous commenter who called him Hussein, not Barrack or Obama.

Jason said...

James welcome to Tucker's World. The home of racism, homophobia and any other bigotry that you can think of! It's is like Fox News but written by child with a severe learning disability!

Anonymous said...

Actually James, what this is a breeding ground for the poor and lazy, who are ever so anxiously waiting that big fat rebate check from the Government because they fail at real life. They come here because they like to poke fun at the author of the blog, who just so happens to lean a little to the right.

But don't worry all, Hussein will make it all better. He's your savior and the messiah!

keith said...

Jay
Honestly I wasnt even talking about Obama, I just mentioned his full name as President. He even said it as he swore in.

I am sure I have a lot more gay friends than you do. One I hang out with on pretty regular basis. If that is aimed at me that is just way off base.

Why are you getting all offended?

I DIDNT say one bad word about Barrack, and I am not sure I ever have on here. I made fun of how ridiculous people got with being obessed with him. Bowing to him becfore he even stepped into office. But never him.

I let the comment section allow anyone talk and I guess this is what happens.

Anonymous said...

Ed says.
Calling him Hussein is silly.

Anonymous said...

Jay are you trying to bait Keith? If you are just for shits and giggles, that's fine. But if you really think he's a racist, than I don't think that you've been paying attention the last 15 or so years.

Anonymous said...

Why is it silly?

Bush has been called much worse, and nobody seems to mind.