Tuckers World to Be Bailed out!

Due to lack of posts Tuckers World is being bailed out by the government. Because the blog writer has done a piss poor job with updates and has no readers the government is going to give him tons of money to make up for his stupidity. Dont worry though some how your getting taxes cuts still. Unless you are a lot more succesful than Tucker than you will be punished in order to make up for his rarely updated blog.