Sunday, December 25, 2005

"Merry Christmas"

Well, if you haven't noticed on here the updates have been few and far bettween the past month. Well to be honest its been hard to get on here and update. I have major problems with my computer in my apartment. Also now the new apartment takes up a lot of my free time to clean and what not. But now that obviously all my shopping for Christmas is done, I will have more free time to decidate to the blog. I have had so many rants that just never made their way out of my brain no the the blog. So keept his in your daily routine to check at work or whenever.

As per usual here is my traditional christmas story posting.



"The Gift"Some time around the first week of the year. I took a second look at one of our traditional Christmas decorations; it was a complete and total eyesore. It was a gift some old lady gave my mother 10 years ago for Christmas and I guess she felt obligated to put it on the tree each year. It was a gaudy looking knitted cat. It was one the most hideous things I have ever laid eyes on.

They say its thought that counts well it’s the thought that angers me when I see it every year.That same Christmas like every year an epidemic spread through the grade school. This year it was in the form of Sega, the newest video game system. Over greasy square pizza, pale yellow peas, and flavorless mashed potatoes shaped like an ice cream scoop, I would hear all the kids discuss the latest video games. I would try my best to stay absent from the conversation. I wouldn’t know what to say when they would ask me if I had gotten past the castle board yet.

One day went I went home I sat my father down and tried to tell him how I would benefit from having a Sega game system of my very own. I told him it would give me better hand eye coordination and against the popular notion it made kids zombies, I told him it acutally made them think and make quick decisions. He went on and on about how when he was a kid he would just use his imagination to have fun, and how kids today are spoiled. I think that conversation is had all over America in every family at one point and time. I used to think that my parents and all the other parents would go to secret meetings at night or when all their kids were in school and discuss stuff like this. I pictured a man with a gavel leading the meeting and hammering home the idea of telling children why they are spoiled and to shove vegetables down their throats. One time I actually searched my mother’s purse for a pamphlet when they got home late the night before.That Christmas I was hoping for a miracle.

I rushed down the steps that morning and studied each mystery. I did the shake test, the weight test and the hold them up to the sunlight test. As I tore, open each one my chances of getting the coveted Sega was getting slimmer and slimmer. All kinds of flashes were going off from my mother’s camera capturing images of me, and my reactions to each present. Later that day my family and I went to my aunt and uncle’s for dinner.

I was in a miserable mood the whole time. The only bright spot was that my cousin Robby who was about my age was there. And guess what he got for Christmas? Of course the very same Sega system. He told me he got it weeks before Christmas even came. Robby and I were always highly competitive. So while the sweet smell of the pending ham dinner dissipated through the air we settled down in front of the television. With all those weeks of practice, he had on me he humiliated me. I think he set a record for goals scored in a hockey game, shot my plane down about a dozen times, and beat me all over the wrestling ring. I went home feeling worse than I did when I realized I wasn’t getting the Sega.

On the ride home my father tried to reach out to me. But I just pushed him away. The image of my wrestler I was controlling laying on the floor after about 30 seconds was burning in my mind. I sat in fit of rage in the back seat as my parents were in the front. My father turned the radio down. He told me that maybe one day I would get one. But I didn’t hear it. I wanted to tell him how Robby’s parents weren’t any richer than we, that I was the only kid that didn’t have a Sega. But all that came out at the top of my tiny lungs was I HATE YOU! And instead of saying anything after that. I just repeated I HATE YOU! Because he was driving of course he had his back to me. But we passed a street light that light up the rear view window and I glimpse of his face. Suddenly I didn’t want to yell anymore. I did not apologize either, in fact no one said anything. The car just hummed along the rest of the ride.

About two months later I got a Sega for my birthday. It funny the minute I unwrapped the gift and realized what it was, I almost had to fake excitement. Sure I spend many a night in the glow of my television going to far off lands and winning championships, but I could never take those words back. At least in a video game you are blessed with more than one life. At the time I meant the words that came out of my mouth. I hated my father as much as I hate that stupid knit cat now. One time after coming home from a fishing trip with my father after many years of those words keeping me up at night, it figured it was time to apologize. However my mouth froze, I never did. I like to think that my father knew what I was thinking. Like I said they say it’s the thought that counts. I put the rest of the ornaments in a box, and I carried them basement. I placed them in a closet we hardly used. It was full of dust and mildew. I rested the box right on top of the Sega.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

"Super Sunday: The Teaser"

Somehow I pretty much missed this. The Superman Returns Teaser has been out for a weeks. IT was on during Smallville apperently and before Harry Potter in some theaters.

Anyway here it is. If that link doesnt work Simply look up SUperman Returns on IMDB an go to the view trailer section.

It's pretty kick ass. It has music from John William's score (it was used in the very first scene of the first film). It also has a voice over by the late Marlon Brando who played Jor-el in Superman: The Movie. Director Marc Singer (X-men, and X-men 2) said he used the voice over through existing footage and stuff that has been sitting around in vaults.

Thats a good sign if SUperman 2 is going to be released in a directors cut verision next year, because it could mean the scene bettween Reeve and Brando will be restored. Brando was deleted from the sequel when it was released because of a fight with the studio and director Richard Lester who replaced Richard Donner who originally was intended to direct the first two films.

Singer seems like he is pretty excited and proud to be working on a Superman film and wants to pay tribute to the original films series. I have high hopes with the cast and the hype. I can't wait for the movie.

"Richard Pryor 1940-2005"

Legendary Comedian Richard Pryor died of a heart attack in his sleep this past Saturday. He was 65. Here is a CNN article about him. It's sad, but his quality of life was terrible for the last 5-10 years so its also a blessing. Most my friends know that I was a fairly big fan of the actor/comdian. I plan to write up something in my own words going over his film carrer. BUt for now just check out the link. Also, might be a good time to talk about your fav. Pryor films and moments.

Monday, December 05, 2005

"Don't Drive So Close to Me"

I am never one to complain about cops.

However, the other day I was driving (your driving along, your driving along) and knew a cop was behind me. I saw him sitting in the parking lot. He pulls out behind me. So, since he is behind me I am making sure I am doing the speed limit.

So, what does the cop do? He rides up my ass. Now keep in mind this was a very windy night, so when I rather not have anyone that close to me since stuff was blowing around on the streets.

Anyway, I mean what am I supposed to do? If I step on it he could nail me for speeding. I also knew that that area was a big time speed trap. If he doesnt want me to speed, than dont almost touch my bumper as your driving behind me. I don't know if it ticked him off that I was doing the speed limit or what. But at least I know he couldnt give me a ticket.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

"Sopranos on DEMAND"

Sopranos fans should be happy. They don't have to shell out money for the over-priced DVDs. Well as long as they have digital cable. The entire series (starting with season one through New Years Day) will be available on DEMAND for free (if you get HBO obviously) leading up to Season 6 sometime in March.

For those of you that want to get back in the habit of the SUnday rital tune in Starting tonight at 9pm when HBO starts showing Season 5 (the last season) over again.

Its free if you have HBO so this a great chance to relive the series and refresh yourself on what happened so far. Seeing as where its been 2 years it might not be a bad idea.


2 questions

What is everyones top 3 SOpranos moments? I want others to get the ball rolling than I will chime in.

2nd question does anyone know how to tape off on DEMAND?

"Snow TIme"

Its hard to imagine, but its that time of year again for my blog. As I write this we are getting our first flakes of the year. This system should be done by the time most people are awake on Sunday, or have turned over to rain by than. The big issuee is Monday into Tuesday which could give us from 5-7 inches of snow. A tricky storm that dropped off a lot of the computers for almost 24 hours is now showing back up again. This could be one that sort of sneaks up on everyone.

Also, many experts think we are getting slammed next weekend with a storm. Way to early to tell but he conditions are right.

Check out Rob's Gurianos updates right here.

As for my blog. I should update a lot tomorrow. It is not like you have an Eagles game to watch or anything. Come back and check it out.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

"Back Soon"

This weekend I will actually be updating my blog. I have been super busy this last two weeks, but will finally have time to blog this weekend.

check back kids!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

"The Sopranos"

If you are like me than you still watch the weekly Sopranos reruns religiously(tuesdays at 8pm currently season 5) and hope that Santa gives you some DVDs for Christmas. Anyway since Season 6 is still almost half a year away, why not kill time by trying to figure out what Sopranos character you are.

Take the test as a male or female if you would like. I was Paulie Walnuts.


The test.

"Xbox 360"

It is coming to a gamestop near you this Tuesday. Gamers far and wide are trying to be the first people with it.


Read Matt Katz's article from this SUndays Courier-post

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

"Finally Cold"

Its about time. Its almost Turkey Day and I was wearing shorts yesterday. Freaking global warming.


Anyway its getting cold. FInally.

"Penguins Crosby is the Real Deal"

I am certainly glad to see Sid "the kid" crosby living up to loft expectations set for him by the NHL. I mean before the pucked dropped on the new NHL he was on the TONIGHT SHOW. Hockey players never get on there.

Earlier tonight Crosby was really tested after getting roughed up by Derian Hatcher resulting in two chiped front teeth for the 18-yearold rookie. After taking a retaliation pentaly Crosby made up for it, buy getting two goals and an assist. Including the game winner on break away with roughly 30 seconds left in OT.

Now, granted two years ago the goal would have been illegal, but Crosby acted as if he was 10 year veteran and made all the right moves. Crosby will rule this league in two years, and catching him now is seeing the first chapter in what will really be a legendary career. Crosby is truely one of the most gifted players to enter the league in a very long time.

Games 20
Goals 9
Assists 15
points 24

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

"Beds"

So I am in the market for a new bed, and let me tell you its a pain.

First off when you go into these bed stores they understandably make you lay down on the bed to try it out. So there I am position laying on the bed as the sales person hovers over me. Talk about power position. I have to curl up and lay on my side like I normally would in my sleep. As strangers pass me. Or even more akwardly im the only one in the store.

I sit there under the bright lights of the store laying on the same bed half of South Jersey has laid on. Trying to imagine the union that could form between my and this bed for the next decade at least. You are talking about someone who takes four trips to the store in order to pick up a new pair of sneakers. Only to end up with black sneakers that look mildly different than the pair they are replacing.

I generally have a rule not to buy anything the first time out. Kind of like when you go around the board in monopoly once before you can purchase a property.

Anyway, I lay on the bed trying to figure out if the bed is too soft , or too hard. On one hand the cloud like softness seems nice. However, I start pondering about it hurting my back, but the "firm" ones make my feel like I am sleeping on a rock.

When I do find myself enjoying the comfort of the bed it soons vanishes when I roll over and see the price tag. THe other day the sales lady was trying to tell me what a good deal it was. I wanted to tell her that it cost almost 3 times what I sold my last car for. Once she started talking about financing the bed, I knew it was out of my ballpark.

The longer it takes me to make the decision the more doubt I will have in whatever purchase I will make. Which every day that passes the level of buyers remorse that I will have increases two notches.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

"Cap Hurts"

So like all the new NHL rules. There are actually a lot of things about the salary cap not realized till now for many fans.

For instance everytime an NHL team calls up a player from a farm team the money goes against the cap. Usually the player is paid per day on a two way salary towards the cap.

This concept I think makes it tougher for teams to move players in the system. For example Flyers rookie Jeff Carter struggled mightly to start the season. In years past he likely could have been sent to the PHantoms for a wake up call.

However, this year if they called up a player it goes against the cap. So calling up RJ Umberger in his place would have been more costly. In fact he was eventually called up due to several injured players. The day before he played he skated with the Phantoms, because if he even skated with the Flyers at the SKATEZONE, even that would count against the cap.

"Tucker Vs the Man"

Well I guess it should be vs AOL. For some reason American Online won't let me publish posts. So it took me two days to realize this , and changing the template for no reason now. Anyway AOL and Tucker's World are soon to part ways. Eventually I plan to retire MST3Keith@aol.com as the email contact on here.


Anyway sorry for the lack of posts and random blank posts. Things should be back to normal. No more posting through AOL for TUcker. Sell your stocks if you have any.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Sunday, October 30, 2005

"No More 5 on 5"

I am all in favor of more goals, however I am getting sick of the refs calling everything. Half the games are determined by powerplays.


I mean you have team someteams have like 10 powerplays a game. Calls are being made anytime a player falls to the ice. ANYTIME. Even if they just lose their footing (which happens often given the speed of the game) or a player takes a dive.

Kind of hard to play defense when you can't touch anyone, or dont know the rules.

"Spooky"

Check it out if you bored.

http://darkartsmedia.com/DevilsTrampingGround.com.html

Thursday, October 27, 2005

"Lame Series"

The World Series ended last night. As far as I can gather no one cared or even notice in the area. Not one person talked about it at work. No one was talking about it on the radio. Very little media coverage.


I know most people in the Windy City are Cubs fans, so I don't even know if they care despite the White Sox not winning a world series in forever.

I think this was the least cared about finals in any of the major four sports in our entire lifetime.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

"Ghost Cams"

Just in time for Halloween (Duke's fav. holiday) I am posting a link for GHOST CAMs. Apperently a new trend on the internet. These cameras are set up in supposedly haunted locations and are on for 24 hours.

One is of a library so you can randomly see old people reading if nothing else, another good one is of this dude's victorian house. So, why not try to capture a ghost or ghoul while at your office desk. If your boss askes you what you are doing, just reply simply davling in satan's domain and searching for evil.

Seriously though I check these out once in awhile since I found them a few days ago.

Now of course I am pretty cynical about this stuff, although I am really interested. I did find what looked to be a woman standing there in Camera 3 for victorian house (under old haunted house). Because it was my understanding from reading the site that he lived there (he does) I emailed him about the finding. There are instructions on how to "capture" a still and cut and paste it.

Because, it was dark the picture was fairly grianing so I asked him what it could be that actually looks like a woman. Here was his response.


Hi, I have seen it quite a few times. In the filessection of the group I have a voice recording taken inthis area where I ask if she sould tell me what shewas waiting for, and a voice answered "No"...so it'snot just you.-david

Spooooooky,huh? So if you find a figure or ghost or gobblin follow the instructions and send it to him. I have the picture still saved if anyone wants it emailed to them. Of course keep in mind this is the internet the land of the hoaxes and con-artists. Also I found an image on this camera the night I found the webpage. What are the odds on that?

At any rate just click on my email link if you want a copy of it. The image whatever it was vanished when I reloaded the camera seconds later.

Happy Ghost Hunting.

http://www.geocities.com/tstrmwtchr/ghostcam.html

Thursday, October 20, 2005

"End of the World According to Flash"

Here is one theory of how it will all end. In flash cartoon form of course.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

"Tucker's Bag of Rants"

1.You would think that people who enter politics are some how wiser than the average Joe. Certainly when it comes to money. You know come up with this superior way of thinking to bring money aside from raising taxes and what not.

Well pennsylvannia is implementing slot machines galore across the keystone states. Slot machines?! Slot Machines?! Really? Thats the best they can come up with? I could have came up with that idea. Now IM not saying that gambling is evil or anything. But that is a pretty simple idea.

2. Anytime something goes wrong President Bush will make a speech and in combination of giving cute patriotic names to stuff (freedom, patriot Etc) he says they will spend money. Spend, spend,spend. No real indication of where this money is going to come from. Considering we have a huge debt right now it makes it even more puzzling. If you can just write checks when there is no money in the bank. By all means I can do that job for the President. Either this money will never be spent, or the national debt is a bunch of Bologna.

3. Is it just me or does honestly no one care about the race for governor in NJ? No one ever talks about it ever.

4. Why does Rowan keep badgering me for Alumni events, and more money? Please just leave me alone. I have no interest in doing either. Stop printing up this garbage and mailing it to me. Just go back to your goal of taking over the entire town of Glassboro.

5. Why on Earth did National Geographic name Philadelphia the next great city?

6. How is Al Lewis who played Grandpa Munster still alive? He outlived the actor who played his son by 10 years at this point. Maybe they can wheel him out for the Wayans brother's film adaptation of the TV series due out next year.

7. Will the fact that I am eating at McDonald's a lot more lately result in massive weight gain or me winning a prize with my monopoly pieces?

"Wilma"

If the comic book guy was a weatherman he would be in all his glory right now.
Hurricane Wilma is a cat 5 and being labeled the WORST ATLANTIC STORM EVER!



Read here.

"Test"

Check this out you can find out where you range on how liberal or conservative you are. I clocked in at 21. Which is closest to Colin Powell. Do I have any Jesse Jacksons reading my blog?

Check it out.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

"The Mantis Commeth"--fixed

My old friend Harry (aka Old Mantis) has jumped on the blog band wagon. It looks to be a good read, and hopefully won't head for and early grave like Jenna and Mindless and Muglife.


Check out what the Old Mantis has to say.


Old Mantis.

"Return of the Bad Jokes"

Back by Popular Demand (except for that one random guy that has begged me to stop these) its bad joke Wednesday. Back for this week in buffett style. Scroll on down and let the growning and head shaking begin.


What do fish say when they hit a wall?


Damn!


Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?
Their match wouldn't light.


What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Why should you never run behind a bus?
You will get exhausted.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He did not recognize them.


AND FINALLY


A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checked him out and gave him some bad news. "There are two things wrong with you," he said. "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."
"Well," said the man, "at least I don't have cancer."

"It Came From South Jersey"

Yet another reason not to have kids. Okay, not really its just this nasty little plant think growing in a New Jersey lake. Experts aren't quite sure what it is. Perhaps Lima Beanz can take a field trip there and take samples.


http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=animals_oddities&id=3523301

Sunday, October 09, 2005

"NHL Gone Extreme"

Take a look at the ESPN scoreboard for Saturday and SUnday. Clearly scoring has gone up. Take into consideration the fact that the Flyers were down 2-0 against the Devils. Before that ment the game was over.

However, the Flyers won 5-2. 2 goal leads are not a big of deal as they used to be.

Check it out.

Bring on the 50 goal scorers. How many 100-point scorers will there be?

Always a belated congrats to Sid "the kid" Crosby who scored his first goal in the NHL this weekend. So, far he is living up to the hype 5pts in 3 games.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

"Dvd Rant"

2 Things.


I recently realized how lots of crappy straight to video sequels keep coming out. I was in Target recently, and this man was there with his two children. They saw a copy of the Sandlot 2.

They kept asking for it over and over again. He kept telling them it wasn't good and they tried to make it like the first one with different kids and it didnt work. That it was not the one they wanted. The kids recongized the cover and the concept and kept badgering him till he bought it.

Think about it most crappy sequels like the Casper sequels and Air Bud movies are always found near the check out line. So kids can con their parents. Another reason not to have kids.

Also, a new trend I am hearing about is TV series being billed at complete seasons on DVD, yet they are actaully the sydnicated cuts of the show. After Networks airs a show once say a sitcom they cut about 30 seconds out when the rebroadcast them to fit in more ads. Than even worst when a show goes into syndication (usually after four seasons or 100 epsiodes whatever comes first) they delete two mins of the show.

Even though out there somewhere the original cuts exist. Perhaps its the fact that the syndicated ones are already cleaned up for the most part when they are packaged to be shown in reruns. At any rate some funny lines, jokes and general flow of the shows are lost when these minutes are deleted. Sometimes its just a longer scene, and occassionally if you have seen both cuts you will release that missing scenes are somes referenced.

The Cosby Show, Alf and Rossane are among popular sitcoms that have issued the syndicated shows off as complete seasons.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

"Free Pucks"

Hockey fans and digital cable/dish subscribers rejoice. Starting today the hockey package is free till OCT 31st. Which means you get every hockey game for nothing for 4 weeks. That actually will include a handful of NHL pre-season games being playing today (Saturday) and tomorrow.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

"Same Old JR"

JR is up to his old tricks out in LA mugging for the camera and getting concussions. He notched his 11th career concusion earlier this preseason. Perhaps thats why he agreed to be on Last Call with Carson Daly (airing tonight as in THursday).


Read here.

"The Spork"

Most fast food restaurants like KFC give you a spork to eat your mashed potatoes. For those of you that don't know a spork is the combination of a fork and a spoon. So, you have all the scooping action of a spoon, and the ability to stab thing with small prongs on the end of the utensil.


My generation is raised on fast food, and of course is totally famliar with the concept of a spork. Yet, I have never seen it in kitchen ware form. Meaning, it never comes with a dinning set. I have never seen them made of anything over than plastic.

I mean sets come with, pickle forks, cake forks, gravey spoons and soup spoons. Yet the spork has yet to make the leap into the dinning sets. I mean not that I always wish I had one, but if I had the choice of a set with a spork, and one without sporks. I tell you what im going for the spork.

Why no sporks?

Saturday, September 24, 2005

"Back Tuesday"

Hetic hours and other stuff have kept my from blogging.

I will not be near an internet for awhile. So no updates till Tuesday.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

"Super Sunday: Special Editions?!?!"

Rumor has it that since there will be a new superman movie out next year. That warner brothers will re-issue all the DVDs that Christopher Reeve starred in as two disc special editions.

This could be interesting if its actually true. Because, we would find out if the Marlon Brando footage from Superman II was really "lost" or destroyed". Also we may finally find the truth if the original cut of SupermanIV was destroyed. The movie bombed so bad with test audiences that the studio cut well over 30 mins of fotage. Leaving a movie that makes no sense in many parts.

I can't imagine what more they can do with the first film since they added a lot with the release a few years ago. All eyes will be for what is released for Superman II and Superman IV. I can't imagine what they will do with Superman III. I would like them to delete the scene where Richard Pryor falls off the 400 story sky scrapper just for cheap laughs. But I doubt that will happen.


They would come out next year, but it might only be in the UK.


GO here for more details.

"Shootouts Galore"

In case you haven't heard by now the NHL will now have shootouts after 5 min 4 on 4 OTS if there is not a winner.

The 2003-2004 season the Flyers went to OT 21 times and 15 of them were ties. Who ever wins the shoot out will be rewared a goal and say the game was 2-2, the winning score will read 3-2. Also, the goals scored won't count for players totals.

Anyway these shootouts will be not only fun to watch, but it will have a very big impact on the game and standings. There are no more ties, so games bettween divison rivals will ALWAYS SWING TWO POINTS. For example the Flyers fall to the Rangers. Thats 2 points the Rangers will gain on them if you add the point the rangers got and the one the Flyers failed to get.

What will happen is the shootouts will force another "special team" in addition to the PK and PP units. PLayers will be hand picked by coaches in order to help put the game away. Players like Mario Lemuiex will still be a huge threat. Yeah he is 40, but come on what goali still wants to face super Mario on a break way shot?

Coaches are going to have to consider who to dress and GMS who to keep. Players like Sami Kappanen might go up in value. He is not Brett Hull, but that man has got some serious moves that will come in hand when faking the goalie out of his skates and putting the puck in the net.

This will allow more exposure for the superstars too. Highlight reels on ESPN every night will have a close up the player going in for the kill.

The toughest thing is going to be goalies trying to deal with this. It will be their worst nightmare. Even the best goalie in the world will have trouble with the shootouts. Take the skills competition for example. Its a very low percent of pucks that are stoped.

Also teams that are defensive minded are going to be in trouble after OT ends and the shootout out beings. Look at the Penguins roster compared to the Devils. The devils will be slightly better team this year, with better goaltending thatn the penguins, but the penguins will smoke the Devils in a shootout. The Devils do have Elias and Mogliny (I consider Friesen more of sniper and there for less of a threat). The Penguins have Mario, Sid Crosby, Sergi Conchor Mark Recchi, Ziggy Palffy and Ryan Malone.

In order to get the coachers and players used to it. The NHL is having shootouts for every single preseason game regardless of the score.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

"The Plan..."

I just realized that the last comment was #666 for Tucker's World! How EVIL!!!!!!!

Anyways here is the plan for the Echelon Area. Or at least someone who can draw a lot better than me's vision of the new area. Laurel Road is not the one that turns into White Horse Road, it is just another street near the mall with the same name.

THe Anchor stores on the "slimed down" mall confuse me a bit, if they plan to keep Strawbridges (soon to be Macys) and Boscovs. They look like they are misplaced.

I dont know where all these people are going to park.

CHECK HER OUT.

Coming Soon:

Shootouts Impact on the NHL

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

"PREIT Plug on Wal-Mart Plan

ECHELON MALL COULD BE DEAD OFFICALLY BY THURSDAY




The people of the Voorhees who feared a Wal-Mart bringing in to much traffic to their area can breath a sigh of relief. Yes, instead of a Wal-Mart they will be getting an addition street in that section of town in addition to 100s o new residents who will live there in new condos. So, yeah all the people living there and street with a purpose for people to drive on to pull up to stores is really going to..um not be any traffic problem...er..yeah.

PREIT has said they are waving the white flag and giving up on the Wal-Mart. They were to purpose for the millionth time to the people of Voorhees their plan to have a Wal-Mart, Resturants, a new stores. The people had already planned to yell an scream about how much Wal-Mart sucks.


Instead they plan to according to the mayor "present the town with more of town center". Kind of like a mainstreet (who cares if that entire concept flopped)that you can drive up to the stores and resturants and park. They claim the mall will be cut back to the original 1970 blue print. Back in TL's mall rat days when there was no Pennys or Sears.

The new bedroom apartments of the condos will go for a mere 1,200. They even were nice enough to promise no section 8, or low income homes.

Thursday the concept will be presented, and likely in the papers the next day, so I will try to provide a link to it. I don't really understand how other stores and condos are going to help the remains of the mall.

I was right about the condos, and if im 100 percent right. PERIT will offically sign the Mall's death warrent in 48hrs. The mall will be town down down completly and there will be no mall.


So, as long as the new residents are really quiet, dont drive trucks, the construction is done with silent hammers, people don't actually want to go to the "town center", than the people of Voorhees will get their quiet traffic free neighborhood they were fighting for.


For more details go to todays Courier ARticle.

Monday, September 12, 2005

"NHL on XM"

Pretty sweet.


I don't have XM, and forget which one of my friends does.


Here is the story.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

"Ophelia to Hit NC; Move Up Coast"

After a few days of hovering near Florida Hurricane Opheila is finally moving. Now near the Carolinas it is expected to make landfall late this Tuesday.

After hit makes landfall they expect it to veer off to the north east, but the effects of it will be felt in NJ. Wheather it be just high winds and rough surf at the beach, or more remains to be seen.

Either way its going to make its presence known to the garden state.

Track Map


Meanwhile Hurricane Maria and Nate went spinning out into the colder water of the Atlantic, and won't bother anyone.

"Al Qaeda Warns of LA Attack"

As if its bad enough that I have to see the date 9/11 all day, I wake up this morning to check the Drudge Report (one of 5 websites I actually look at), only to find that some lovely American turned Islam extremist is threatening Los Angles on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.

The guy apperenlty lived in California, and got into a obviously dangerous crowd. This isn't the first time that he made a tape for his Al Qaeda employers. However, its rare that they usually pick out a city be name and tell us basically putting the city on edge

"Yesterday, London and Madrid. Tomorrow, Los Angeles and Melbourne, God willing. At this time, don't count on us demonstrating restraint or compassion,"

Check out ABC online for the story and video.

After the hurricane do people feel less safe due to what they feel was a slowed effort for help? Does anyone else think this terrorist looks a little too much like Subway's Jared?

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

"Gilligan Gone"

BOB DENVER 1935-2005

Bob Denver who played Gilligan on Gilligan's Island passed away earlier today.

Despite the fact that the show only ran for 3 seasons, it seemingly never has left the air. The cartoonish lovable buffon of a character that Denver protrayled still entertains kids to this day.

A few month ago I was at store on the board walk that sold through back stuff to old shows. They have a plague with the cast of the show and facts about the shows run. Two little kids ran over all excited yelling.

"Gilligan!"

So, I guess kids still watch the antics of the castways much like I did through reruns during teh summer and days when you are home sick from school.


Denver apprently died of a combination of treatment for cancer in addition to having heart surgery earlier this year.

Yeah, Denver may have been type casted after that, and in fact the only work he really got after the show ended were TV movies, about the castways. At the same time his character will still be falling into the lagoon entertaing kids for generations as if it was a new show.

For the record Ginger, Mary-Ann and the Professor are the only living cast members.

Monday, September 05, 2005

"Get Well Brody"

I only recently learned a few weeks ago that actor Roy Scheider was dignosed with cancer in June. He under went bone marrow transplant to treat multiple myelnoma which is from what I understand a cancer of the plasma cells.


Scheider is likely best known for play Cheif Martin Brody in Jaws and its first sequel. This put him on the list of "Keith's actors" (anyone interested in my providing an actual list?) and gave him one of AFIS most memoriable lines.

"Were going to need a bigger boat"

In addition to Jaws, he also played in well regared 70's films The French Connection, Marathaon Man, and All that Jazz. Other movies you may know him from are 2010, 52-Pick Up and the Rainmaker.


TV people might know him from his short lived tv show Seaquest.

Does anyone know anything about this form of cancer? THat could shed some light on his chances of a full recovery?

Roy seemed to be in good spirits when a months ago when the story broke (where the heck was I?).

"It went well. They harvested my stem cells. I was my own donor. I won't be bouncing around like I usually do this summer. I'll be weak. I'll be recovering. But, to all those wishing me well, thank you very much." --he told the NY post in June.

Hang in there Brody, remember Hooper drives the boat and Jersey Pride!

"Ken Riddle 1980-2005"

This might be a point of interest to some of my readers who may not have heard at this point, or a few whose emails I dont have. A classmate of mine (and many of my friends and readers) was killed in car accident over a week ago. My friend Jessica was able to find his death notice.



Memoriam: Dr. Kenneth Levar Riddle 1980-2005Dr. Kenneth Levar Riddle, whose soulful tenor voice glorified the Lordthrough the gift of gospel music, has passed from his earthly life,through the Grace of God, into the eternal life promised in HolyScripture.A native of Alexandria, Virginia, Dr. Riddle, affectionately known as"Kenneth" to his family, friends, fans, and his fellow members of TyeTribbett and Greater Anointing, will be missed by all. Many of thehigh spirited moves and choreography of Greater Anointing were theresults of the talented and spirit-filled heart of Kenneth.Kenneth was born in Youngstown, Ohio, on June 27, 1980, to GailRiddle-LaRoda and Kenneth L. Riddle. He received his early educationin the City of Cincinnati, Ohio, and completed High School in theState of New Jersey. Having been at the top of his classes throughoutElementary, Junior High and High School, it was no wonder that hewould excel in college where he matriculated at Hampton University inHampton, Virginia in 2004 with a Doctor of Pharmaceuticals Degree.


This brilliant young man maintained his status on the Dean's Listduring his entire college career.Kenneth had a profound love for the Lord and was saved at a very earlyage at the Greater Bethlehem Temple Church in Cincinnati, Ohio. Uponhis relocation, with his loving mother, to the City of Camden, NewJersey at the age of 10, Kenneth became a member of the El BethelChurch of Christ in Camden. He went on to become a member of RestoringLife International Church in Baltimore, Maryland, under the leadershipof Dr. Kenneth O. Robinson II and was a faithful member until hispassing.Kenneth epitomized the meaning of "Remember thy creator in the days ofthy youth."

Funeral services will be held on Monday, September 5, 2005 at theEmpowerment Temple Church, 4217 - 4221 Primrose Avenue, Baltimore, MD21215 with Dr. Kenneth O. Robinson II officiating. The viewing willconvene at 8:00am, followed by the Home Going Celebration at 10:00am

Saturday, September 03, 2005

"Underwater Buses"

A lot of heat has come down on the federal government, about not reacting in time to save the people who were socked by Hurricane Katrina.

However, what about the Mayor and the Governor?

Check out these pictures of buses that just sat there and are now under water and useless.

There were tourists who could not leave, because all the cars were rented. Why on Earth, didn't the mayor or for that matter any state officials use these since they had a mandatory evacuation?

It didn't help that almost no one batted and eye till the President finally told them to get the hell out of there.


There is no reason for these busses to have gone to waste.

"Katrina's Chaos"

When I heard this happened, I honestly had to look up who Kayne West was. I had heard the name, but had no idea who he was. Apparently, he is rapper and I guess a popular one.

From Yahoo News
Comedian Mike Myers was paired with West for a 90-second segment that began with Myers speaking of Katrina's devastation. Then, to Myers' evident surprise, West began a rant by saying, "I hate the way they portray us in the media. If you see a black family, it says they're looting. See a white family, it says they're looking for food."



While allowing that "the Red Cross is doing everything they can," West who delivered an emotional outburst at the American Music Awards after he was snubbed for an award declared that government authorities are intentionally dragging their feet on aid to the Gulf Coast. Without getting specific, he added, "They've given them permission to go down and shoot us."

All, I can say is this kind of crap disgusts me. Before, you go off saying Keith hates free speech, let me explain. There is a time and a place. I am sure WEst has the ability to get his views out there. If he doesn't he ought to fire his agent.

What kind of egotistical piece of turd turns a live benefit into their own political soap box? Please. You weren't asked to rant and rave, you were asked to help raise money. For his information National guardsman WERE BEING SHOT AT.

Response may have been slower than needed, but than again I was not there. I am not sure how difficult it was to get into a town where all the bridges were wiped out. I certainly don't see their waiting a justification for burning buildings or rapping innocent women.


Later he stated, "George Bush doesn't care about black people," the camera cut away to comedian Chris Tucker

I honestly, not believe the President doesn't care about black people.

In addition to the heart breaking stories of life lost and seeing the city look like something after the catylism. It makes me sick, hear we are nation trying to help Iraq to be more collapsed, and we look like a bunch of animals torching buildings and raping women. In addition, to surprised the world watching how rocked we have been by a Hurricane.

Osama must be doubled over laughing some place.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

"Katinas Wrath"

I have been super busy lately. So, there have been no updates. I am sure since I am such a weather buff, and usually blog about hurricanes people were looking here to see what I wrote. I had lots of long hours at work, so its been rough to blog.


Well, what can you say? They are saying the death toll could be in the thousands. The storm was just insane by hurricane standards. Its rare for Cat 5 to hit, and it was easily one of the worst places in the country for it to hit. Considering New Orleans is below sea level.


What can be done for the soaring Gas prices? To fix the floods?

I really wanted to post a video of the man who lost his wife in the floods, but for the life of me. I could not find it online. CNN has it, up its just random commericals. I am really starting to hate online news sites.


Anyway, if anyone can find it that and post he URL that would be great. Anyone has an interesting stories they saw on the news that would be good too.

Its just insane, how bad it was. The prime of the hurricane season is just starting.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

"40 Year-Old Virgin"

I went to see the 40-year old virgin this weekend, and I felt that I saw an instant classic. Almost every joke worked, and it will go down as a highly quotable movie. Its up there with the top comedies of this decade.

Here is my top 5 of 2000's (2000-05) in no real order

Meet the Parents
Starsky and Hutch
Saving Silverman
Wedding Crashers
The 40 Year Old Virgin


If you werent planning on seeing it change your plans. The 40 yearold virgin is one of the funniest movies to come out in quite sometime.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

"4 More Years?!?"

According to a high profile general if the new Iraq constitution isn't signed ready soon, and the elections aren't held shorly after that troops could be in Iraq till long after Bush leaves office. Worst case, they will have over 100,000 soliders in Iraq for four more years.

He didn't even imply that they would be totally out of the country. Democrats are urging a total withdrawl from the country. Their counterparts take issue claiming it would have been a defeat if they just pull out now.

Is there any end in sight?


Related Article

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

"Echelon Life Line"

The lastest battle in the Echelon Wal-Mart took place last week. PREIT has a 30-day extention to get their Wal-Mart plan approved. It approved once, than it turned out it wasn't done right so they Mall was set back yet again.

In the mean time the Mall has slipped farther into a coma. Nathans pulled out of the food court. In addittion Fredericks of HOllywood (or was it the other one?) pulled out.

The people that are against the Wal-Mart think they have a better idea. They want an a main street type place. With a place for people to walk and ride bikes with some offices, shops and resturants. Basically, they are trying to be like Collingswood. The didn't mention trying to attract a large amount of homosexuals to compete with Collingswood though.

I don't know if anyone from these protest groups have any business background at all. So, it comes off pretty comical that they tell the company with a proven track record with malls to do with their investment.


Anyway, with Mainstreet, and the Ritz and Eagle shopping centers I don't really see this being a big better plan.

Its very likely that the tug of war will end in an empty mall for many years to come. Perhaps sometime in September the Wal-Mart war will finally come to and end. ITs been over a year since the whole plan frist came to light.

Related ARticle

Monday, August 15, 2005

"AVs Dumb Move"

The Flyers may have made the right moves for free agency, but the AVS must have made the strangest.


They signed Brad May, who used to play for Vancouver. If you recall two years ago, Brad May basically put a bounty on the head of Colorado forward Steve Moore who took out Vancouver star player Mark Naslund. The next game between the two teams Todd Bertuzzi decided he would be the one to make Moore pay. He was a bit overzealous and broke Moore's neck. He was slapped on the wrist by the NHLfor 20 games. Of course it would have been longer (at least I hope) had there been a season. I think the ruling to let him back for opening night is awful.

Season ticket holders are pissed and are not renewing and Colorado is getting flooded with angry emails. I don't blame them. May is basically taking Moore's roster spot. Not only that May was named in a suit that Moore (who likely will never play hockey again) in a suit. This on top of losing the best player in the world.


It just makes no sense to me. I mean players like May are a dime a dozen.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

"Phillies Still Fighting"

With the win last night its hard to buy into this, but the Phillies are only 2.5 games out of the wild card. They very easily could win it and make it into the post-season. I don't actually think this will happen, and most people likely don't. However, its amazing that they could still mathmatically make it.

Despite still being in the running, the fans are still generally very negative towards this team. In fact I can't think of a philly team that is as much hated as this one. People detest the owners and even most of the players.

So, it is still possible that the Phillies could make it into the post season. Does anyone think people would actually care if they did?

Friday, August 12, 2005

"Moving Agents"

Here is a good site to check out and keep track of all the player moves in the NHL.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

back soon...

I was out of town for a few days, and pretty busy all weekend. Will be blogging sometime tomorrow. Check back. Thanks folks.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

....a few years too late.

FORSBERG-MANIA



One of the 4 teams in Philly now has the best player in the sport wearing their jersey. Check out Yahoo! sports. Also, tune into comcast tomorrow or go to their webpage to get your first peak at Peter in a FLyers jersey.

If JR's future is still in the air. Be sure that they will be hammered with questions about him.

"Forsberg's Pain"

So, much has said about JR's injuries. Now im not going to bash Forsberg again since I am happy he is now a Flyer.


However, he has had his share of injuries. I doubt he will play 82 games. In fact when he played over seas last season. He had a knee injury and a nasty concussion. This came on the heels of him telling fans he would never return to the NHL, and wants to raise his kids in his native Sweden.

So does he really want to even play in the NHL? Is his body too torn up to return to form? Is it at all possible to keep him and JR? If so how so?

Flyers will have a press conferance 10 am Thursday morning.

So many casual fans will be turned off by this move. Most casual fans honestly have very little idea who Forsberg is. Liza actually vowed never to go to a Flyers game again. I love Forsberg, but I don't know if he wil reach casual fans that the Flyers might be looking for after pissing off their fans during the lockout.

....the trade

FLYERS INK FOR


For the more than a decade Flyers fans have wondered all along what it would have been like if the Flyers had kept Peter Forsberg instead of shipping him off for Eric "The Big E" Lindros. Who turned out to be nothing but a crybaby and never panned out to be what the superstar he said he would be when he got drafted and refused to play for Quebec.


I was really surprised when I saw (through a text message from a friend) that the Flyers had inked who you could consider to be the best player in the NHL or perhaps even in the world. My joy was soon deflated after I realized Roenick was going to be shipped off to a soon to be determined team in order to make room under the cap.

The signing of Peter puts the Flyers $3 million over the cap. At first the rumor was that it was a done deal and the deloved chatty centerman Roenick was shipped to the LA Kings for a bag of pucks. This robbed my of any job that Forsberg signing with the Flyers could have given me.

Don't get me wrong Forsberg is a much better player than Roenick. But, I am just really sad to have to see JR go. He signed here to win us a cup, and he won't get that chance now. On top of that if it is true and he does go to LA that is easily the worst hockey city in the NHL. The fans are apathetic and don't know anything about the game.

Perhaps, Roenick's mouth and rocky relationship with Coach Ken Hitchcock didn't help matters. An hour after I heard he was a King. I heard it wasn't a done deal, but they Flyers were still over 3 millon as far as their cap goes.

So, I got the new roster out and tried to figure out where they could trim some fat. So they could keep JR. The best I could come up with is to ship Sami Kappanen. I just don't see how they can do this body wise, and money wise.

Close to 7pm JR called 610 and said this: ``The Flyers have a better chance of winning the Stanley Cup with Peter Forsberg than with Jeremy Roenick,''


20 minutes later Flyer big-wig Ron Ryan said they may not trade him. Although he didnt really give a reason. I don't see howt his could happen, and JR was clearly blind-sided by the news that would likely result in him going some place else.

The story keeps changing, and sadly enough I am going on a business trip for two days and will be unable to blog or comment. Its going to drive me nuts. I would love for the hockey fan readers to comment on here and get some back and forth debates.

Actually, its really hard for me since JR is one of my all time fav. players to play the game. I know deep down in my hockey knowledge that they are a better team with PEter. I love Forsberg, and always wanted him on my team. Hell, even before Peter I thought the Flyers would be a front runner for the cup.

Picturing Forsberg with Gagne, Richards, Sharp or Carter could be a dream come true. Just stings to love the heart and soul of team to get it.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

"Flyers Beef Up Defense"

The Flyers are simply not fulling around when it comes for making a push for the cup in 2006. The team lost a few d-man too retirement. Today, the Flyers signed Derian Hatcher,33 who played for coach Hitchcock in Dallas. Who also once broke JRs jaw. I have been a fan of Derain since the days that he lived in his brother Kevin's shadow. Now, no one remembers Kevin, and Derain is one of the best D-man in the league.


In addition the Flyers added equally as big (litterally Hatcher and him are 6-5) MikeRathje, 31, has spent his entire career with the Sharks since being drafted third overall by San Jose in 1992. How odd will it be to see him out his blue jersey?

In addittion to all this. THe Flyers brought back longtime staple Chris "Bundy" THerein.
Anyone like or dislike these moves?

"Flyers Beef Up Defense"

The Flyers are simply not fulling around when it comes for making a push for the cup in 2006. The team lost a few d-man too retirement. Today, the Flyers signed Derian Hatcher,33 who played for coach Hitchcock in Dallas. Who also once broke JRs jaw. I have been a fan of Derain since the days that he lived in his brother Kevin's shadow. Now, no one remembers Kevin, and Derain is one of the best D-man in the league.


In addition the Flyers added equally as big (litterally Hatcher and him are 6-5) MikeRathje, 31, has spent his entire career with the Sharks since being drafted third overall by San Jose in 1992. How odd will it be to see him out his blue jersey?

In addittion to all this. THe Flyers brought back longtime staple Chris "Bundy" THerein.
Anyone like or dislike these moves?

Saturday, July 30, 2005

"Good-Bye

Bob Goodenow the head of the NHLPA and one of the main reasons the 2004-05 season never came quit his job Friday. Easily, one of the best days in NHL history. Good-bye you nut case.

ESPN article.

Monday, July 25, 2005

"100?!?!"

Most people have us nailed down for 96 or 97 degrees tomorrow. I think we have a real shot of hitting 100 at least in some areas. Down south they are already pegged for it. The heat index is 100-110 for tomorrow.


I will give anyone 20 bucks if they litterally try to fry and egg on the street, succed and send me pictures. Of course you have a deadline till tuesday at midnight. It doesnt count if the egg doesnt fry. Try it on the street or a parking lot. Might get her cooking up good.

Read here from your air conditioned office at home about the un-godly heat.

Summer Movie Files 205: Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Okay, I really don't like it when movies are remade of films, that I think still stand up today. It really annoys me.


However, since TIm Burton is a great director. I was willing to see this. Burton went off the deep end in the late 90's and adpated The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Sadly, though and oddly, he went against every Burton instict and Hollywoodized the story. Adding an annoying kid for no reason, made the hero a dectieve not a teacher who accidentally stumbles across the legend, and making just an awful movie. On top of that he remade The Planet of the Apes, resulting in an unwachable mess that put me to sleep all 3 times. I attempted to watch it.

Thankfully, Burton returned to form with Big Fish. So, I was ready to forgive him.


Anyway, Im told Burton didn't want to remake the movie, but wanted to adapt the book better. Burton's style certainly gels good with the borderline creepy story of a grown man being sadistic to a bunch of brats.

Although Johnny Depp, looks a bit too much like Micheal Jackson playing the role. He is pretty good as Willie Wonka. The difference between him and Gene Wilder is Depp's verision has a little less heart. He is more of a social outcast and bitter than Wilder's Wonka who was more or less a goofball who had his heart in the right place, but was missing a few buttons.

The additions to the story are what you would expect from Burton. Fleshing out his childhood, and showing that Wonka was missunderstood.

Visually the film is breath taking and times looks like a moving painting. Burton has the ablitiy to make his films almost hyponotic combined with the genius music of Danny Elfman. I saw this movie on an IMAX theater which made it that much better.

The music is updated, and the lessons to the kids are made to be more meaningful in todays society. The ommpa-Lommpas are played by the same guy. The music is enteraining, but instead of looking like freaky clowns he looks like a drug pusher at times.

I could debate which film is better, I might still have to go with the first one.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

"There's Something About Sidney"

Sidney Crosby's playing the lottery just as much as the teams are. THe bigger the market the bigger the bucks.

But since normally the worst teams in the NHL (rightfully so) get first dips a lot of the new young talent is on small market team. Imagine if some of the young marketable talent were on teams that got more attention. Columbus's Rick Nash, Calgary's Jarome Iginla, or even Atlanta's Dany Heatley and Ilya Kovalchuk. Not to mention no one can pronounce Iglinla's name, and Heatley's carrer was darkened by an auto crash with him behind the wheel ending in the death of a teamate.

Still have the gut feeling he will be a Ranger. Because well I never thought I would say it, but the Rangers have got a lot of balls.


Related Article from TSN.

"Comcast Hockey Net"

The NHL has no cable network home. Which means it likely the end of the beloved national hockey night theme. Which makes me really sad. There is a slim chance that ESPN might get a deal dirt cheap.


However, I think more than likely the NHL will end up on a smaller channel like SPIKE. Because, of fear of a ratings slump.

But the last week I am leaning towards Comcast stepping in. Comcast sportsnet is just regional in major cities. However, they are carrying the draft lottery when even ESPN won't. This comes on the heels of Flyers owner Ed Snider slamming ESPN, saying they sucked at promoting the game anyway. Which I thought was a lousy thing to do, since there was still as hot of ESPN and the NHL making up. Not to mention I totally disagree with that statement. If anything ESPN stood by the NHL too long from business prospective.

It's clear Comcasts goal is to have a national sports network. This would be a step in the right direction. They tried to buy Disney last year. So, I guess if you can't buy them. Build your empire and one day mop the floor with them. 5 years from now Comcast Sportsnet could easily be not only a national sports channel, but knock ESPN off its throne. Now, the whole Monday night football thing makes more sense. Almost, like a pre emptive strike.

"New Record!"

Tropical Storm Franklin has set a record fo named storms in the month of July. The peak of hurricane season is still roughly 4 weeks away, and we are already on the letter F. Although, these storms have been strong, they have mostly fizzled once they hit land. They could have been a lot worse. Even the resent Emily who hit Mexico broke apart easily.


Meanwhile, record highs are showing up all over the country. The ocean in New England the great lakes are near 10 degrees above normal.


Do you think this is Global Warming in action? Or just a hot freaky summer?

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

"Crosby a Ranger?"

So the NHL Exteme will hold its draft a week from Saturday. But since there was no last season they must have a lottery. Which will occur on Friday to detemine the order of the teams.

Now each team gets 3 balls for the lottery, but loses one for each playoff appearance in the last 3 seasons. However, they all must have one. Translation the Flyers will have one ball bouncing around. The Rangers will have 3. Now whoever gets number one will take Sidney Crosby, because he is said to be the best player to be drafted since Super Mario. I cant recall the last time an hockey player got this much hype before the draft.

We should know Friday afternoon, but there I really think Crosby is going to be Ranger. Simply, because its the biggest market, and I think they may rig this thing.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Summer Movie Files 204: Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four doesn't have the brand name power that Spiderman or Batman has. In fact during the peak of my comic book reading days I would guess I read a total of two issues of this title.


Never the less Comic book movies are the Hollywood trend right now. Several years ago we merely had the Superman and Batman movies. However starting in the late 90s the trend caught fire so we have almost an entire bell curve ot the comic book films.

Of course that means there are some let downs such as Spiderman. In addition some real dogs that usually merit one viewing such as Sin City, and even worse the Hulk in which the film makers forgot that comic book movies are supposed to be fun.


At any rate I knew very little of the origin story of The Fantastic Four and altough Im told it was altered a bit, it was certainly a good starting point for viewers who know know the story. In fact 80 percent of the movie is the four soon to be super heros trying to figure out their powers, and the best way to deal with them.

Apperently a space storm of some sort altered their DNA and gave them all different powers. One can turn transparent, another morphed into a huge rock type thing, another get fly short distance and turn into a ball of fire, and yet another can stretch his limbs to the extereme.

Although, it may lack the heart the say Richard Donner's Superman or the creative vision of Tim Burton's Batman it is still wildly entertaining. Playing out almost like X-men lite. Packed with more jokes than the X-men, but that is part of the fun.

There is not much of a show down between the villian and the fantastic four, but that in this case is a refreshing change since that part of the film usually drags. Sure it might be mainly a B-cast, but the acting is pretty good for this type of film.


The movie is generally a fun 2hours in the theater. Oh, yeah and Jessica Alba looks great. I already forgave her for Sin City.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

"Summer Movie File 203:Be-Witched"

I spend many a summer or sicks day from school watching old sitcoms. Although I always prefered I dream of jeanie I did watch Be-witched quite a few times.

Be-witched the latest movie that Hollywood figured to convert into a major motion picture was released a few weeks ago. Instead of a straight remake, the movie was about a washed up actor being cast as the male lead in an updated verision of the sitcom. The actor played by Will Ferell has an agenda to make the husband Darren the center of attention. So, he insists that a no-name (Nicole Kidman) is cast as his wife, based on the fact the can do the nose thing.

The catch of the film is, that ironically enough the unkown actress was more or less roped into acting by Ferell and turns out to be an actor witch herself. Micheal Caine plays her father, and the over worked actor looks like he is about to kill himself as he sleep walks from scene to scene.

The film gives some insight on all the re-tooling down to tv show before it even airs. Although, the screenplay gets murky at times to how many shows were filmed.

The movie morphs into a love story involving the two leads. Which is the first time that Will is molded as a romantic lead. In order to achieve this his antics are watered down a bit, and he comes accross more as a flawed charcter than walking bag of jokes.

The film veers in an really unfunny direction when Daily Show Alumni Steve Carrel shows up as the whacky Uncle Arthur. In fact its the supporting cast that sinks this film more than anything. Although filled with some talent the cast is misused and lacks purpose. Im convinced Jason Schwartzman will never return to Rushmore form. In addition Shirely Macline borders on annyoance (I guess thats the point) as the actress who plays the mother on on the new sitcom. Fellow Daily Show Alumni Steve Colbert and In Living Color David Alan Grier ought to fire their agents for such lousy parts devoid of anything funny to do. Grier would be better off playing the lead in straight to video movies.


A good movie stays with you a long time. This was one was a mass of fuzzy memories by the time my alarm went off the next morning. Despite some funny scenes (most notably Ferrell ranting about how his female co-star got better ratings with test audicences despite havign zero lines) the film is very disposable. Yeah, it brought in a fair share of green, but in a few years it will be tucked in the bargin bin totally forgotten. Even prat boy Ferrell worshipers are likey to use the DVD as a coaster for their beer as they chose to watch the much better Elf or Old School.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

"The Return of Hockey"

Its offical, but the paper work. The NHL is back for the 2005-06 season. Thoughts? Anyone actually care?

Thursday, July 07, 2005

"Dennis The Menace"

The hurricane could bit a direct hit in some states. Of course they are saying it could make oil prices sky rocket. Looks like I will riding my bike to work.


It's a cat 3 now, and the first major hurricane to hit the us in 70 years.


"Hang on to your Butts"===Samuel L Jackson.


Dennis Track

...terror attacks.....

ATTACKS ROCK LONDON


Hopefully, Tucker's World isn't your source for news around the world. But this post is obviously about the terrorist subway and bus bombings in London that happened today.

Now does make people think of another attack in the US again? I mean this attack was sick,but pretty ideal way to cripple a city. Thoughts? Fears?

"Sometimes You Know Them"

Over the fourth of July weekend there was a terrible accident towards the shore on the Black Horse Pike (322) near route 50. A car full of teenaged girls speed into and flipped over a medium slamming into another car in the opposite lane.

In the other car were two woman. One of which lived right across the street from me my entire life. The car with the teenage girls burst into flames and all 5 people were killed.

It's amazing how many articles fill the local papers of such accident, but it is really different when you know them.

I have been over that strech of road several times. I cant imagine how fast the young girls must have been going to flip over the medium.

Now I wasnt really close with the woman. However, she had a comcial unspoken compeition to beat my mother with house decorations for each holiday. If one put decorations up for the next holiday on the calendar with in an hour or so the other one would have their stuff up.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

"March of the Hurricanes"

By weeks end we will be past the letter D in named storms for the hurricane season. Thats pretty far through the order for early July. Could we get to Z this year? Of course people on messages boards are already pondering if it is the end of the world. I read on post on AOL that seriously blamed President Bush for the pending storms.


Anyway Cindy is heading for the Louisiana area. Meanwhile Dennis is heading towards Florida. Could be the 5th hurricane to hit the state in less than a year. At this point neither are actually hurricanes, but tropical storms.


Here is the track of Cindy. Hopefully it rains the entire weekend, beause I will be "on call" for mywork the whole weekend. In a nutshell I am that annoying guy on the cell phone that you see out at the mall. Hopefully mother nature does me a favor and makes everyone's elses weekend suck.

The Track of Dennis

"Forever Is a Long Time Coming"

If a hockey league returns from a lockout and its not on TV for fans to see it, does it have a CBA?


The NHL may have gone extreme, but unless they find a new home on cable soon it won't matter much nationally. Regionally, most fans should be fine, and theres always the hockey package.

However, ESPN is either going to play hardball and get the games for a song. Or, they have totally lost interest in the sport they stood behind longer than most people thought they should have. Who can blame them if they balk? Poker gets better ratings and is a lot cheaper to produce.

NBC takes over what ABC kind of had for years. Late season games and some playoffs. However, other than that they are wandering around with out a TV home.

Perhaps since they are going more extreme and in your face they will knock on the door of the fleding Spike Network which just landed Howard Stern. Some experts say that on bad move and they sport could fail into the pile with Lacrose and indoor soccer. Read more here.

Monday, July 04, 2005

"Superman Returns Poster"

Yeah, pretty much what the title of the post said.



SWEEEEET.


Hope there is teaser soon. Perhaps before Fantastic Four, but I would think more than likely before the Harry POtter film also done by Warner Brothers.

Check it out.

"Movie Quotes"

I always mean to watch this every summer. I usually miss it. CBS ran it a few weeks ago.


AFI came out with the best movie lines this summer. I think its funny how the line Play it again, Sam. Was never actually uttered. People just recall the line wrong.

I think there should have been more lines from Jaws, and at least one from Ghostbusters.


Here are the quotes.

"The Slump Continues":

This has really got my interest. It could be almost as bad as when Movies were getting their butts kicked when TV first came out. Of course if you look at the numbers that these movies are doing its hard to see there is a slump at all.

See what I mean?

Saturday, July 02, 2005

"NHL to go Extreme"

So, supposedly the NHL should make public their new CBA next week. A few weeks later than their intended Mid June deadline.

In case you didn't notice the a hockey player made national news since the first time someone almost killed someone on the ice. This time it was Jemery Roenick, who was seemingly disgruntled over his player's union not accepting a better offer back in the winter.

Gary Bettman kicked the union's ass. They are accepting an offer (supposedly) with a far lower salary cap than the one offered that almost resulted in a short season. JR mispoke when he said fans should understand that they are doing everything to improve the game. Well, not really. The fact that they didn't accept the owners offer which resulted in a lockout had nothing to do with improving the game at all. Just improving the player's wallets.

Under the new CBA there will be far less money to go around. But, don't worry every single player in the entire league will make far more in a year than most people make in 5 or more. JR also added that the fans who think the players are spoiled should kiss his ass.

Actually, since the NHL robbed us of a season and has been giving the middle finger to their loyal fans for almost a decade perhaps they should be kissing our asses. JR has tried to get out of hot water the days that followed it. Don't let him fool you, it was always about money. Most the players were perfectly willing to sit out an entire season. It wasn't untill they noticed no one in the world cared.

Anyway, when the game comes back they will make it more "extreme" and "in your face." The owners want to "take it to the max" with new rules that will drastically change the game. The NHL clearly could care less what their actual real loyal fans want.

The new rules will eliminate the red line for two line passes, making their purpose only for icing. Which should increase scoring with players cherry picking. Icing itself will be no touch like they play over seas. Which I always hated. This is so the players don't get boo-boos when they run into each other trying to wave off the icing.

They will also shrink goalie equipment.

However, the most drastic move it to eliminate all ties. The game till still go into a 4 on 4 OT like we are used to. Than at some point (not sure when) it will morph into a 3 on 3. Than if no one still scores they take it to the max and have a shootout. I am sure they will play loud club music and make it really EXTREME.

The standings will have shootout wins and losses instead of ties. Any goals registered during shootouts will not count at for the players scoring. However, its true the game will never be the same.

In addition supposedly, lots of different companies are going to produce team jerseys. The rumor is that many of the Jerseys will be more extreme and neon colored.

When I heard shootouts were likely to be offically added. I said to my father that I had watched my last hockey game. The game I loved is offically dead. Perhaps, that was a knee jerk reaction and I should give it a chance.

What does everyone think of the new rules?

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

"Almost Legal"

Ever check out a hot actress and think to yourself...should I be checking her out? Is she even legal? Well here is a list and some one with more internet skills and time on their hands was nice enough to put countdowns for many of the girls out there.


Oh its pretty wrong, but its funny.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

"Lame Office"

The box office sales at the movies are pretty miserable. They are saying the lowest since 1985. Anyone have any theories on this? One of mine which I haven't seen yet is the actual price of movie tickets. I mean for two people its pretty close to $20 at night without even eating anything.


Or is it simply the movies out just suck that bad? Any theories loyal readers?

Thursday, June 23, 2005

"The Machines Will Rise"

The line just got more blurred. 2015 is around the corner. For those of you don't know that is the agreed upon year of the end of the world. My friend Dan has a theory that machines and ovely advanced technology will be the down fall of all humanity. Our creations will in turn destory us.


Robot man

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

"Uncle Again"

My brothers wife gave birth yesterday. I am an uncle again. Baby Reagan came late yesterday afternoon. Everything was fine.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

"Perfect For Petty"

Low 70's as a high. Slim chance of rain, but its highly unlikely. Should be breezy and even cool at night. Going to be fun. Whats everyones fav Tom Petty song? For the love of god would someone please comment on my stinking blog.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

"Zero Vomit Tolerance"

Apperently its a crime now. Wonder if anyone ever wanted for vomit on Lima Beanz. Read here. Its work friendly, but maybe not just ate my danish friendly.

"Could Someone..."

PLease tell me what in the devil this guy is talking about?

"Bad Joke"

It's that time again.



A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Sunday, June 12, 2005

"Could Arlene Spoil Petty?!?"

Well a lot of us are checking out the Black Crowes and Tom Petty concert in Camden (although Im sure one or both performers will say we are in Philly) and its an outside concert so weather is a concern.

I have to say im worried about the remains of tropical storm Arlene. The storm is fizzling out, but it will still be a huge cluster of rain by the time it hits New Jersey. Considering the path it's taking going through the country then up to the north east, its very possible the rain from it could take as long as Friday to get here. Even if it gets here earlier than that these systems have a tendency to linger.

On the other hand it might be good, because the additonal travel of the storm could weaken it. It will also have to over mountains which helps tear apart systems occasionally. Tucker's World will keep you posted.

"How Sweep It Is"

The Philly Phantoms the farm team of the soon to be to offically defunct NHL team the Flyers won the calder cup last night. So, that means they are the champions of the AHL. The won before in 1998 with netmind Neil Little being the only player to be on both teams. Of course, this won't count to end the drough. I wouldn't count it. Would any one?

The team sold out the INSERT BANK name here center in South Philly. Of course the game wasn't on TV, but they are having a party in the parking lot on Monday.


The Phantoms won the series in 4 games flat. Maybe, they should just move into the bigger building next year, and destory the spectrum.

Game Coverage.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

"Garden State Shark Attack!"

The first reported shark attack ironically enough for the first time since the year Jaws was released happened Weds. A 19-yearold dude was surfing when he got bitten on the foot. Its thought that it was baby great white shark. Likely 6 feet in length. It occurred in Surf City on Long Beach Ilsand, which is just north of Atlantic City.

Shark story.


There are also a bunch of bears running around our great state. Another one bear broke into a home in North Jersey, and was shot. At least the first one apparently was just on route to America's favorite Playground. Perhaps he was hoping to him them, say..COME ON DOWN! At the fake price is right at Showboat. I am sure the bear is more likely to do that than we are this summer.

"Down to One"

The Philly Phantoms are one win away from winning it all. They took a commanding 3-0 lead in the Calder Cup Finals earlier tonight with goals from Patrick Sharp and Mike Richards. Game 4 which could be the clincher will actually be aired Friday night. So would game 5 if needed Saturday night. Both games are in philly.

"Heat is On"

Today (weds) was the hotest day in two years. 94 degrees! It's going to be hot, hot, hot for awhile.

When will the simmer end?

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

"Bad Joke of the Week"

It's humpday! You know what that means.





::::::ITS TIME FOR THE BAAAAAAAAAAAD Joke of the Week!::::::


::::loud club music playing:::::::


What do you call a monster snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.



:::::loud club music continues::::

Monday, June 06, 2005

"Summer Flood-Gates"

Well despite May feeling like a wasteland of dampness and below normal tempeatures, Summer has arrived. Okay, not offically by the calendar, but lets face it Summer for the most part starts Memorial Day weekend. Not to mention May is usually a fairly hot month.


Well the weather has offically broken and highs in the 90s and the upper 80s are upon us all week. No turning back now.

So, yeah Sunday was really the first day that "felt" like a summer day. I am sure most people like me have certain CDS the like to break out during such weather.

Great summer bands I find to be are Weezer, Travis and Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers. It doesn't get much better than hearing "In to the Great Wide Open" while heading down to the shore.

I am sure everyone else has certain CDS are bands they have to hear on hot summer days. For the record the best summer Petty CD is Wildflowers, and I just crank up my Live Weezer CD from 5 years ago.

Enjoy the heat readers. Tomorrow, we will hit 90 again. If we hit 90 again Weds, if offically a heatwave. Its highly, doubtful but it could be our first of the year. Check it out.

"Angelo's Anger"

Radio personalities Angelo Cataldi and Howard Eskin are going toe-to-toe. You would think that they were on rival radio stations. Actually they are both on 610 WIP. I am not sure how it started(and it wasn't the first fight), but Howard really pissed off Angelo.


Not only does Angelo deny this being a cheap radio stunt, he has recently ripped into Howard on this webpage. It reminds me of the old crewblog days when we would just cut each others throats in cyber space. Perhaps Lima Beanz ghost wrote this one.

Could be interesting to see what happens. Howard recently left NBC 10 News, where he anchored on the weekends, and can be seen as a judge on UPN 57's Gimme the Mike. A low budget local American Idol.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

"Phantom's Menace "

While a bunch of millionaires NHL people bicker over spiliting millions and millions of dollars for a game that middle class hard working people pay out the nose for, the AHL (American Hockey League) still actually has hockey games. Not only that, but hockey starved fans in the area are in as about as much luck as you can be with a lockout. The Philly Phantoms are in the Calder Cup Finals against the Chicago Wolves who belong to both Flordia and Atlanta of the NHL. Friday Night Micheal Richards (Giddy Up) scored the loan goal to put the team up one game to none.


Last night long time Phantoms defense man (and one of your's truelys fav AHL journeymen) scored in regulation which was tied at one after 3 periods of play. The teams needed double overtime to determine a winner. Partrick Sharp scored early in the 2nd OT. Of course, he waited untill I had my back to the tv screen to do so,during a rare Phantoms telecast. So, now the men in purple are up 2 games to zip. In a bizzarre set-up, despite not having "home ice advantage" the Phantoms get to play 3 straight game on home ice with 2-0 lead. They may have been happy with a split, but now they have the wolves backs against the walls. Depite the close games, the Wolves have been seemingly flat in the two games mustering only one goal.

Games 5,6, and 7 if they are even needed will be broadcast. However, Rick and I are considering going to see game 3 which would be Weds. night at 7pm in the Watch Over You center. Perhaps getting club box seats which run between 20 and 30 bucks, to see this game. Anyone, interested in going?

Oh yeah and props to the Trenton Titans (the level below the Phantoms) of the ECHL on winning the kelly cup!



Quick Random AHL facts:

The Hershey Bears who used to be the Flyers affilate hooked up with the Colorado Avalanche when the Phantoms were born. This past month the Lanche dumped them, and the Washington Capitials scooped them up.

Neil Little is the only remaining player from the 1998 Calder Cup Champs on the Phantoms


John Slaney, despite being one of the best defensmen in the AHL for a number of years, has never won a professional championship. Slaney, may be famliar to NHL fans since he had stints with the Flyers, and Penguins.

The Calder Cup is named after Frank Calder, the first NHL president who if credited for bringing hockey to major US cities. He held that job from 1917- 1943. A trophy named after him is also given to the NHL's rookie of the year. Currently the active team with the most cups is the Hershey Bears who have won 8, with their last cup in 1997. The Calder Cup has been around for 68 years.

"The Phillies Rise From the Dead"

In case you haven't noticed and judging by the attendance you havent. The Philadelphia Phillies have actually managed to win some games. In fact despite still being in last place in their entire divison they are only 1.5 games out of the first spot! So, after all the belly aching, and hatred spewed at them and their fans bascially wanting to burry the team alive, they still have a shot of a post season life.

Considering the fact that its early June, the even notion of talking about the playoffs is still absurd. However, things were looking pretty grim for the fighting Phils for a month and half and it looked as if the season could have just been a fromality by the end of this month had they not turned things around.

I am no baseball expert, but from what I understand their divison is farily lousy. Well you don't have to be an expert to notice in the standings (at the time I write this anyway) they have merely on less win than the first place Braves.

So, hatred of the owner aside. It's as if the first quarter of the season never happened standing wise. With the divison so tight. The Phillies won both games of their double-header last night, and things are a lot brighter. It's as if the Phillies have risen from the dead.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

"NJ Sucks;Philly Smokes"

This guy sure thinks so,. Also it appears the Philly smoking ban may not be done deal after all. Of course by the time you read this it might be a moot point.

"Summer Movie File 202: The Longest Yard"

It's fitting that Adam Sandler's movies usually are released in the summer. Because, they generally have the same feeling of just chilling out on a lazy summer afternoon. Sandler's latest effort is a remake of the 1970's flick the Longest Yard. The film tells the tale of football showdown between the prisoners and prison guards. Sandler, plays an ex-quarter back NFL star. One has to get past the absurdity of casting Sandler in such a role, and just accept it for a comic vehicle the better. The film seems closer to 50 first dates or Anger Mangement( the same director as both ) in its slightly darker tone than his earlier films like BIlly Madison.

The film actually uses violence in a more realistic way than most Sandler films. The film also deals with racial slurs and tensions which give it an unexpected edge. The actual screenplay isn't anything new. Basic under dog story, but in these kinds of comedies its the journey not the destination. Sitting back watching the actors zing one another, and cringing at the bone crushing hits and major hurts put on each other during games and practices.

The movie also co-stars fellow SNL alumni Chris Rock. Rock has yet to have a run away hit with a leading role. Fresh off the god-awful Head of State which he also wrote and directed. Rock does what he does best, walks around and tells jokes. In fact his character is likely purposely uninvolved in any of the football scenes, so he can spew off his new material. He basically walks around during stand up comedy in the movie. Just playing himself, as if he took a wrong turn the stage at one of his performances and wondered on to the movie set. Rock hasn't played an actual character since New Jack City.


Regardless, the movie exists to make you route for people and the everyman Sandler. I guess it worked since people were cheering during "the big game" at the showing I went to. Lots of the Sandler regulars are MIA, but the guy who looks like col. sanders and cloris leachman who stared with Sandler in Spanglish provide the "random Sandler" humor. Burt Reynolds also appears who was in the original one. It's more a less a throw away role which might disappoint fans of the original.

Sandler's career is certainly at interesting point. Almost as if he is playing the field after getting rave reviews playing parts in deeper films such as Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish. Showing off a better range. Regardless, Sandler is one of the few comic actors that is almost always worth spending your time with.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

"Bad Joke of The Week"

It's that time of the week boys and girls.




What do snake charmers do in the rain?
Turn on their windshield vipers.

Monday, May 30, 2005

"Devil of a Time in Newark"

So if the NHL ever rises from it's ashses the New Jersey Devils will head a tad south. To Newark, leaving the swamps of the medow lands behind. An assemblymen in NJ, would like them to leave their "Demonic" name there too. He would like them to change it, the owners of the hockey team are saying fat chance.

Judging by his quote the politican is getting the Jersey Devil confused with the fallen angel from the bible. The Devils aren't named after satan himself, but after the Jersey Devil. Of course imagine people across the country who likely never heard fo the demonic creature that roams the pine barrens might be a bit confused. Perhaps they think its just named after the people who run the state.

Anyway, hopefully they keep their name. I always thought the Carolina Hurricanes was a much more morbid name. Think about it, lets name our team after the weather elimate that casues constant death and destuction to our state! At least the Jersey Devil hasn't been confirmed to kill anyone. Would anyone like me to blog about the legend?

Anyway go read this at ESPN.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

"Tucker's Drunk Friends"

It seems that I am cursed with drawling the drunk wierdo people to me when I go out with my friends.


Just last night, some old guy up at Sharkey's kept asking me if I thought he could kick the ass of rather large man sitting on the other side of the bar. THe rather large man was a guy I went to High School with, and he is roughly the size of Camden County.

Later that night he drunkenly came over to his arm around Jason and me and slurred his words and went on about the three of us trying to take on the large man. Thankfully his wife or whoever she was made him leave.


Later that night a guy came up to me and put his arms all around me asking if I used to drive a blue escort. I did for a few years back in highschool and my first semester of college. Now I had no idea who this guy was, but he clearly knew me. Apperently, he graduated a year after me at the same school. He either always wanted to kick my ass, or wanted me in gay. Judging by the way he drapped his drunken arms on me. Akwardly embracing me.


A few years back Steve and I were at the Wick on THanksgiving. Wow, that sounds really sad when I type it. Anyway I had to break the seal so I went to the restroom. There was a dude already in there pissing in the urnial next to the one that I would use. Steve came in, because I guess he had to go to. I saw him come in the door and since it was a small bathroom.

I said" THeres no room"

Now this really bugged out the stranger pissing next to me. You would have thought I had just told him how he was going to die. He started bugging out.

"What man?!?!" No room?"

When Steve got in there. THe guy told him "Your friend is wierd man"


We left that place, and he was just looking at me saying. What do you mean no room?


Oh, Liza, her friend Megan and boyfriend were at Barons one night. This guy sat next to me, and kept telling me how he was going to go out and dance. He also kept asking if Liza and Megan "hated" him. LIkely because, they didnt want to make eye contact. THen he moved over adn sat net to me and shook my hand. Most of what he was saying was unable to be understood any sober person.


Also, this large 6 foot rabbit named Harvey that follows me all around town...

Thursday, May 26, 2005

"Philly Bans Smoking"

Its offical, well really a matter of time till it kicks in. Check it out.


Oh, sorry about the missing joke of the week. Look for a double header this hoilday weekend! I just crashed the night that I usually post that. Also, is anyone else sick of this weather? Its rained everyday since SUnday. This is what I like to call Dan K weather. Wet, Dark, Windy, Cold. He has told me several times its his ideal weather.




Note: this post was supposed to be here on Thursday. Did anyone actually see it?

Monday, May 23, 2005

"Mid-June or Bust?"

Could the NHL's 2005-06 season's fate lie in the next few weeks? Perhaps according to ESPN, from what Bettman is saying.

"Swimming with Sharks"

The Camden aquarium has gone EXTREME. Check it out. I dare Mosco to swim with the sharks when he returns.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

"Summer Movie Files: 201--- Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

The final installment (production wise) of the Star Wars saga hit theaters this weekend. Now I didn't hold the first two prequel in the same regard as the original trilogy. In fact I thought Phantom was pretty bad, and Attack of the Clones although an improvement was far below the quality of the original films. Mainly, I felt the heart, characters, dialogue and the special effects were a huge let down. Even more importantly they were just entertaining while the others got emotionally involved in the story and lives of what a appeared on the screen.

Revenge of the Sith is hard to compare with the other films, because the tone is different. Its more a tragic tale than uplifting adventure. The story has few surprises, but sheds light on how Darth Vader came to be. So, its sort of hard to route for the hero of the first two films anymore, considering he is about to become a ruthless killer.

Revenge of the Sith gets off on shaky foot. With General Grievous, a character apparently fleshed out in the 30 minute cartoon released in between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. That was supposed to fill in some events. I understand he is hurt in a battle, and that is why he coughs. This is never explained in the film. So, the entire time I just figured in a Galaxy Far, Far Away, that there was also a shortage of flu shots once. He also is up there with Darth Mull as must over-hyped villains. I just think it doesn't really fit when everyone jumps all around and bounces off stuff like pinballs, then in the future the original series they fight a lot more like regular humans.

It's when action sequence to start the film ends that the film hits the ground running. Revenge of the Sith is good enough to make you ALMOST forgive Phantom Menace, and it better film than Attack of the Clones. We get to see "the chosen one" being pulled in both directions. Good or evil. It makes you appreciate attack of the clones a little more after seeing this.

The film pacts an emotional wallop. Although Empire Strikes Back was a dark film, Revenge of the Sith is filled with even more sadness. The other two films were just mindless entertainment. This story is actually involving.

We know there are only two Jedis by Star Wars, so expect some major violence. Hence the PG-13 rating.

The movie will never take up the same place in my heart that the original trilogy does. However, regardless its a great film, and lived up to its expectations in my book. The acting is an improvement, and yeah the love story is still forced, but it all comes full circle. I respect how the film didn't pull any punches. Although, the killing off an important character was pretty hooky.

The film lead up to the original quite nicely. In fact today like many I am sure I went and popped in the DVD of Star Wars. Yes, I refuse to call it a new hope.

Despite a few flaws, there is a lot of the film that stayed with me over a day after I saw the film. Which is always a good sign. They really bounced back with this one. Oh, and I find it odd after what Drew said. Since more than half the theater was clapping at the end of the film. I can't imagine everyone loathed the film at his screening and clapped at the one I went to.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

"50 Million and Counting"

The new Star Wars flick is making insane money. Friday the film made 50 million bucks already. On a related note I will be seeing the film this weekend. That will bring back the Summer Movie Files reviews. Drew saw it already, and said it was awful. That everyone in the entire theater loathed the film and wanted to blow their brains out in the parking lot.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

"Death of TV shows"

While the sweeps wars are going on for the major networks they are also releasing their fall line ups for the 05-06 season. Some notable shows are getting axed.

ABC: My Wife and Kids (dont care), 8 Simple Rules (lasted almost two full seasons after the star John Ritter died), Eyes (poor Tim Daly).

CBS Listen up (Jason Alexander's sitcom which was far funnier than Yes, Dear!, which was renewed oddly after being on haitus almost all season), Joan of Arcadia (never watched it), and of course Everybody Love Raymond was retired. Two and a Half Men will slide into their time slot.

NBC: The New Law and Order Show, and Relvations.

WB: Cancelled Jack and Bobby, which was a shame since it was really good show. They lost me as a viewer when the flipped to Wednesday Nights though. IT was very interesting and politically motivated.


...and at the last minute FOX which should release their lineup soon. Dediced to renew Arrested Development.