Back by Popular Demand (except for that one random guy that has begged me to stop these) its bad joke Wednesday. Back for this week in buffett style. Scroll on down and let the growning and head shaking begin.
What do fish say when they hit a wall?
Damn!
Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?
Their match wouldn't light.
What did the lightbulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts and watts.
Why should you never run behind a bus?
You will get exhausted.
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He did not recognize them.
AND FINALLY
A man visited his doctor for a regular checkup. The doctor checked him out and gave him some bad news. "There are two things wrong with you," he said. "You have cancer and Alzheimer's."
"Well," said the man, "at least I don't have cancer."
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Did you hear about the guy who walked through a screen door?
He strained himself. [TL]
I loved each joke. sadly, i am cracking up...and TL's joke isn't bad either.
Keith the groANing and head shaking accompany every post. But I am glad to see the bad jokes return, I did miss them.
Yay bad jokes!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines. [TL]
A friend just showed me this neat website full of retirement joke
I cant believe the quantity an quality of humerous retirement joke it contains
Heres one of the jokes i found on it:
Bob brought some friends home to his apartment one night after they had been out painting the town. One friend noticed a big brass gong in Bobs bedroom and asked about it."Thats not a gong" Bob replied "thats a talking clock. Watch this!"
Bob struck the gong and sure enough a voice on the other side of the wall screamed "Hey your jerk its 3 o'clock in the morning!"
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