"Beware the Trolls"

Anyone that has ever taken a piss on the side of the Garden State Parkway while stuck in shore traffic might want to think twice before they go and urinate outside. Supposedly over the 10 few years there have been reported cases of troll sightings on the sides of the highway.

Yes you read that right. TROLLS! There have been various accounts of sightings of such creatures. The most recent one came from an ambulance driver who sore he saw a Troll on the hood of a car peering at a crash victim. He thought he was just seeing things but when he looked where it was standing mud smears were on the roof of the car.

Are they just hallucinations of the drunk or drugged of up South Jersey or are there truly trolls lurking in the woods watching our every move. Peering at idiots peeing on the grass near the thick woods, waiting for their chance to pounce on us or perhaps they are friendly. Rubbing their evil little hands together waiting to sink there razor sharp teeth into human skin. Eating the flesh of the living.

Perhaps they are going to become more aggressive as their homes are destroyed for more drugs stores and housing developments. Perhaps they have magical powers beyond our understanding. Maybe there are just curious of the ways of the humans.

For any of you that have doubts about the sanity of posting after 1 am, or were under the impression that my writer's block would never end all I have to say is, please this summer beware the trolls!