08/17/08

Indy came back after a long layoff.
Rambo came back after a long layoff.
Rocky came back once after a long layoff


Is Tucker far behind?


08/17/08

"happy life day"

"Be back soon!"

For real fools

2008 NHL Eliminated Teams

Everyone wants to watch kick ass playoff videos...but what about the teams that DONT make it. Here is a loving music video dedicated to them. Oh yeah, and good luck with the whole retirement think mr. trevor linden.

Washington Capitals: The Hockey Song

I found this at the start of the season. Its basically a bunch of capitals fan singing a song about their team. Its very funny, and pretty fitting seeing as they take shots at Briere. Huet is their new #1 goalie, but it still works.

"FRIDAY"

Take your stinking...

"Spring is in the Air"

We have all the signs that spring is in the air in South Jersey

Its got from really not all that cold at all to hot

All that green stuff is on my car

The Flyers don't know who their # 1 goalie is

The Phillies lose their home opener

I have the urge to watch Ferris Bullers Day Off

I have the urge to not go to work and go to the beach instead

"Truckers"

Its all over the news, but unless they keep on striking more than one day its not a big deal. Despite the news channels all leading off with the story of truckers "shutting down". I actually was slow today and bored.

"Floating Head Doctor"

Here are all the floating head doctor gags from Scrubs in one easy to view video clip.

Tuckers World New Feature: Badly Dubbed Headmasters"

Its time for a new feature on Tuckers world. FOr all you nerds you know, that the final episodes of the Transformers were. The Headmasters. It was a 3part finale.

Somehow, Japan kept the series alive. However, either they never saw the movie or any of the post movie shows, because many dead people were alive again for no reason.

Someone recently "professionally" to sell to nerds like us. However the voice actors are comically bad.

Oh, and I think something might have happened with the translations. Or they were just high. This first clip is Soundwave vs Blaster. Sounds awesome right?

Well for some reason Blaster is called "Billy". I wont ruin it for you but one of the two transformers turns all gray by the end of the battle. Which if you watch the the show you know its never good!

"Make Tracks"

So, after the Flyers were wrecked by the Penguins. Coach John Stevens had all the Flyers lockers swapped around. This really confused the White and Black (we dont wear Orange anymore) when the returned home! The players were all use to who their stuff was next to. Everything was mixed up! This was in order to get players to talk to other guys they normally dont talk to.


Thats odd though. Do you think the guys just form friendships based on who has their locked next to them? Like Jeff Carter, still hadn't had a chance to meet Scott Hartnell or something?

Anyway, I came up with some other ideas John Stevens should try.


During a game, have the Sixers sitting in the locker room in there jerseys.

That way as each player reported to the locker room at the WATCH OVER YOU center, they would think they had the wrong night and the Sixers were supposed to play. Have all the Sixers say WHAAAA when the Flyers walk in. Also have Hip-Hop the Sixers mascot shrug each time someone walked in.

Since Mike Rathje refuses to retire and we still pay him millions of dollars to do nothing. HAVe him dress as a bear and try to tackle Riley Cote to the ice during a skating drill.

paint the bluelines red and the redlines blue.

Pretend Bonnie Lindros has bought the team. ALso, that she wants them to lose so they can move the team to FLorida when attendance drops to a certain level.

Bring back Andy Delmore

At the end of each game a player is "voted off". Each played writes a name down and casts a vote!

Everyone on the team will call Downie, Uppy, and Uppy, DOwnie

Bring back Andy Delmore

Coach Stevens will wheel a tv into the locker room after a game, and tell them they are watching Slap Shot. But he will put on Slap shot 2. AT the locker room door have. Bob "The Hound" Kelly and Dave "brownie" Brown stand there to kick the crap out of anyone who left. I bet Brown could kick the crap out of some of our players still actually. Even though his neice sucks at board games. Than again when you play against the dream team of Jay and myself, you have no shot.

Tell JIm Dowd, Foppa is coming back.

play the Hartford defeat song everytime Kappy steps on the ice.

Anyone else got some ideas?!?

NOte to readers: I could not think of a good title for this blog entry. So I picked a random Transformers epsiode title

"11 Days"

Okay not quite yet. But I will be unable to blog for a few days. Forget all the negative pre-season stuff. Thats just NEGADELPHIA as the G-man would say.

"America's Sweatheart"

America is crazy about Alexandra Dupre !

"Videos"

Might have noticed a lot of videos posted at once. YOUTUBE was saying the video was sent many times. But it wasnt showing up. Apperently, they all showed up today. I deleted some cause it was too much. Below you will see a Weezer video starring the hottest hockey fan ever, A caddyshack clip and a video from the under rated band the 88. Where else can you get all this free stuff? Some good tunes and movie clips?

weezer - perfect situation

The 88 - Hide Another Mistake video

Here is a video from another band that How I Met Your Mother introduced me to. I guess this would be the most popular song.

Kind of like Weezer meets Ben Folds if I had to pin down their sound.

All I know as this hour thing messes me up I have no desire to go to bed. Its almost midnight. Which is really only 11pm, so thats not so bad right?

Despite the fact it looks like its the 80s, they are a current band.

"So, what ?!? So Let's Dance!!!"

classic Caddyshack clip. Ted Knight was robbed by the Oscars.

"Walk This Way"

Okay, so a recent study came out with the top 15 walkable cities. I guess it really means where its a fun place to walk around. You know easy to walk around and places to see and things to do.

# 1 is Cambridge where my friend lives. Its just right outside of Boston. Let me tell you its an awesome town. It's almost as cool as Boston. Just no reason to even have a car if you work near by. The trains take you right into bean town.


The rest of the list was pretty much weird. 3 Cities from Wisconsin. Really? I guess the few months where is isn't 5 degrees.

Also in the top TEN is Trenton, NJ... WHAt?!?!? I have been to Trenton a few times. But let me tell you, most of the town is a place you would want to RUN. Even my friend who grew up there said, yeah its nice to walk till night falls.


I would like to know how they came about this study. Did people actually just hoof it around cities of America? Or did they randomly poll people on the streets and ask them where they like to walk when it comes to a city? How do I get this job?

Here is the list. But Trenton? Really? Oh yeah Philly was #15. Okay Philly has its problems but what the hell are you going to do in Trenton? At least in Philly you can lick the liberty bell and get your picture taken with Ben Franklin.

What about STratford? YOu can get porn, chinese food, water ice, and hit up a diner if you dont get run over on the White Horse PIke.