"Falling Down"

If anyone stayed over night at the RiteAid in Stratford last night they might have thought Jolly Old Saint Nick was a tad early. They would have been sadly mistaken.

The noise on the roof would have been that of a potential robber. Over night (tues. night I think) a man used storage crates and a ladder to scale the drive-through wall and roof. Armed with hand drill, drill bits, a ski hat, and gloves he certainly intended to dodge security cameras and alarms. Pretty clever is he intended to break in through the roof.

Perhaps he trying to get some stocking stuffers for his loved ones. Or wanted get some pills to sell to high school kids. The prefect crime you would think in and out. Well thought out. Maybe so, but he slipped and fell off the roof plummeting to his grisly death.

Police said that an employ found his corpse laying in a puddle of blood motionless on the ground. The robber cracked his head open and died instantly. They think he fell down the steal covered roof. For those of you with a dark curiousity it is right near the one hour photo sign. No one (at least at last nights Couriers' deadline) know who he is, but he is thought to be about 45 yearsold.

Girls and Diners

I never watched the Bachelor before, but from what I hear the girl that was chosen last night is from Gloucester City. This is a big mistake considering he had the option of her and a southern girl. He could have had a southern girl wait on him hand and foot, but instead he chose a girl from South Jersey.

Apparently he did not read the 2000 Census. They stated that 4 out every 5 South Jersey girl is a bitch. 3 out of ever 5 are crazy. Amazing all those hot girls and he picks a South Jersey girl. He gets what he deserves. The only girl I knew from South Jersey didn't shave her arm pits.

Meanwhile the people who own Starview Diner have purchased the former Denny’s on the White Horse Pike. Deny’s suffered when Starview opened and people had a 24-hour place to go to. Plus some consider it offensive if you live in South Jersey and choice the diner like chain over a local establishment. The people that own Starview already own the Pub in Pennsauken, Palace Diner, and Starview II.

It is not really going to be a diner, but some sort of restaurant. I am not sure if the honey mustard will be the same there or not. Perhaps it will be the Starview for the older crowd. I have my fingers crossed that when it opens they send a happy go lucky Greek man there to drum up business. But I can’t confirm that right now. The fact that I even know any of this is evidence I have no life.