“The Monica Show”


I am sure many of my readers have heard by now that Monica Lewinsky is hosting a new reality show called Mr. Personality where dudes wear masks and annoying sluts have to decide if they like them or not. Before they know, what their face looks like or how fat their wallet is. I could go on and on how these “reality” shows are horrible. How they reduce such wonderful thing like love to such a simple concept that strangers sitting on their couch at home can tell people others who their soul-mate should be. However my main beef is with the host of the show.

Where are all the civil rights people now? Having Monica hosting this show sends a horrible example to young girls (NICE!) all over the country. The message, be a slut it pays! Monica a master at manipulation and deemed “screwed up” by her therapist isn’t funny or talented in any way that makes her fit to hold anything. No, she never paid her dose like other who had to scratch and claw in the entertainment business.
Oh sorry the fact that she designs her own handbags and is considering law school should make her a nice a capable host.

I don’t get why civil rights activists don’t care about this. Its sending a horrible message. It’s degrading to women to hire a talent less slut. The people that get upset over lines made by Cedric the Entertainer in a movie, are not upset about the defiling of women in the work place? Just give good blowjobs girls you will be okay!

What is even more horrific is the ratings the show is getting. It beat out the Practice in the ratings this past week. Who the hell watches this show? I guess if you can’t beat them join them. As a service to FOX I will through out some ideas for future reality shows.

Go Directly To Jail:
Guys chase after a hot ass girl. She has to let one go each week. When she gets down to the last one she seduces him and they do the nasty. After a cut to the bed room, you see them come out. The host points and laughs and reveals the girl is only 15, and he is going to prison.


Gay or Straight

You get to decide the sexuality of different contestants. If you want two chicks to make out before the 10 o’clock news just dial up on your phone and vote for the two chicks to be lesbians.

Who Really Wants a Sitcom?

Washed up actors compete in a survivor type show so they can get a new TV show on FOX.

Camp #1 Todd Bridges, Corey Feldman, Jim J. Bullock, Bronson Pinchott, Mindy Cohen, and Bob Denver

Camp # 2 Jeremy Miller, Jason Harvey, J.J. Walker, Sharon Stone, Michael Richards, Nicole Eggert and Willie Ammes.


Note To Readers:
Whoever can tell me what all those actors are known for first VIA e-mail. Wins a crappy prize from Tucker's World.