"SpaceSTORM!"


Uh-oh. Looks like the PERFECT Space Storm is heading to Earth this weekend. It is going to cause a "Solar" burst which supposedly will mess with our cell phones and powerlines. My readers will have to tell me if something happened because poor service is par for the course for my phone.

It should hit at 3pm on Friday which would be roughly around 2 hours from when this post makes it to the internet. Perhaps it will supercharge the machines and they will rise to destroy us. Perhaps the story is just to fill time on the cable news network untill the next time J. Lo and Ben Affleck go shopping.