ye"BEST OF THE BEST"

My crappy work is hiring. I wish I was making this up but, but here are some of the candidates for open positions.


Candidate # 1
She worked for an entire week, but got canned. She got a customer to give her 100 bucks after making them feel sorry for her apparent financial problems. She also scored a phone number, and told management that she would refuse to answer any ringing phones. To top it all off she nonchalantly used a racial slur when telling a story. She also talked to herself.

Candidate # 2

This dude was applying for a merchandise handling position. Everything was going well for the interview, but when was told he had to go to a drug test he told the interviewer he left something in his car went out the door and never came back.

Candidate # 3

Another dude came in asking about the help wanted sign. At the time he had his Discman on and wore it the whole time. When he starting talking about the position he told of his court battles with his ex-wife. She is apparently a huge liar and filed for bankruptcy. When asked why his license was out of date and from another state he replied he didn’t have the time to get an ID in New Jersey. He said he couldn’t be bothered, but admitted to living in New Jersey for 3 years.

Candidate # 4

This guy didn’t check anything under the “Did You Ever Commit a Crime?” Box. When asked why he shared a touching story about a violent knife fight he was involved in.

Candidate # 5

A weird guy who showed up late for his interview and rambles incoherently about public transportation to anyone that walks past him.

Candidate # 6

A guy, who was fired for missing too much time at work, and accused the head of the store of picking on someone with medical conditions. It was later learned that he was lying about aliments he never had.

Candidate # 7

A former highly disgruntled customer.

Candidate #8

This one made me feel really good. He did public relations for years. Must be lots of money in the field I got a degree in. Pretty sad if you need a part-time job if that is your chosen career.


Do you have what it takes?