"What I Learned"

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Okay, kids here is some stuff that I learened during the race for the white house.


1. If you are the front runner for the democratic candidate for president. Don't scream like a crazy guy.

2. If you opponent is in the middle of farm country holding an ear of corn looking like a jack-ass. You imedately have to stand in the middle of farm country and hold an ear of corn and loko like a jack-ass.

3. Because, John Kerry served in Vietnam, and we should listen to everyone who served in Veitnam, unless they don't like John Kerry.

4. Rock Stars LOVE Kerry.

5. MTV thinks we should vote for Kerry or we will all die.

6. Bush thinks lots of stuff are funny. He kept laughing in the 3rd election.

7. Curt Schilling LOVES Bush

8. Osama HATES Bush

9. Osama LOVES Micheal Moore's movie.

10. Sean "P Diddy"Combs really wants us to vote.

11. Both sides are getting down in dirty to try to sway the election.

12. Younger voters will believe anything you tell them.

13. Kerry Really thinks Hope is on the way.

14. If we found WMDs by now people would be like John ..Who?
15. Bush thinks we will be hit again if Kerry wins and we will all be eaten by wolves. Kerry thinks if we vote for Bush we will all be drafted and attack Iran. ***note to readers Liza's dog looks like a wolf and tries to chew my hand off everytime I go over her house. ***