“Dan K’s Law”

I am writing today. Because of great concern of the health of a friend of mine. A good friend of mine Dan K Hemphill is a victim. A helpless victim and is being abused by a corrupt industry. He is a coffee addict!

I am sure you have heard about the tobacco lawsuits, and the pending McDonalds lawsuit. I have decided to get on the next wagon before someone else does. I want to first go after Coffee makers who have ruined Dan’s life, and second push for a new law that would require restaurants to recite the damage coffee does to the human body. This includes drive through at fast food restaurants and convenient stores like WaWa.

Dan K was in his mid to late teens when he first started drinking coffee. At first, it was just to sample the beverage, but the evil coffee makers would soon start running his life. Slowly Dan got addicted to the caffeine in the coffee. He not only desired coffee, but also down right NEEDED coffee.

Before he became a virtual recluse (perhaps also the fault of coffee?) he would require several stops for enormous cups of coffee in order to get through a night with his friends. He would grow fatigued or irritable with out the consumption of Coffee.

It has gotten so bad that he is up to roughly 8 cups off Coffee a day. If he does not get enough he begins to start having severe migraines. His addiction has out of control like a runaway train. He recently spent almost 200 dollars on contraption that produces the blacken liquid of addiction. Thousands of dollars from one man to the coffee industry make it clear that Dan K is a Victim!


When Dan K started sipping his first cup he never thought he would be ordering one after another for the rest of his life. He is an innocent victim! It isn’t his fault he didn’t know that caffeine was addictive! Businesses that sold him coffee without warning him should be held responsible. They should pay him and all other regular coffee drinkers enough money to set them up for the rest of their lives. It certainly isn’t Dan K’s job to have to think on his own about what he puts into his body.


I also want to collect signatures for people wanting to pass Dan K’s law. This law would result in a legal obligation for the vendor to tell anyone who order the coffee the dangers of this addictive beverage. Lets wage war against the evil that is the coffee industry before someone else does and gets rich off it.